canfly172 Posted August 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 and onto Clay's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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canfly172 Posted August 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 . Meanwhile, Jaymes answered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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zanyforclay Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 Parkers screams for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canfly172 Posted August 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 somebody to answer (jeez people, some poor person is still standing at the door waiting, lol) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treenuts Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 Mr. UPS shorts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckiest1 Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 Hey Canfly, wanna give us a recap? I'm getting confoosed..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imsnoqueen Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 who was holding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treenuts Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 a really heavy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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canfly172 Posted August 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 Hey Canfly, wanna give us a recap? I'm getting confoosed..... K Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canfly172 Posted August 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 One day, Clay fed fried fish to the dogs . Unfortunately, he tripped over the cat and hit his head on the new swing set in his backyard, head throbbing so and reached out towards Parker , who was toddling towards him, while carrying his favourite toy....watergun! Parker was aiming it at the snake Jaymes accidentally let in while picking up Parker's toys in the swimming pool and then Parker recognized Clive and bit his ankle, then needed shots to ward off evil snake venom. Jaymes said, "How in the hell are we going to get rid of the body paint we used?" Raleigh started digging on Clive's bald found it empty, just what I would have suspected from such a big ass "head". Durham bounded over and bit Clive's nose and peed quickly on his body painted head! Raleigh barked at a falling leaf that landed on the porch roof. This distracted everyone at Decca Records just as Clay laughed and kicked Clive's hairy butt all the way back to RCA. "Time to play!" Clay giggled hysterically, since Clive deserved pee and paint. Clay stepped on a banana peel body painted onto the dance floor, slipped and slide off into a Claymate Zany's arms! When suddenly he girly-squealed and waved at Jaymes, who laughed and hugged Reed, who walked off wearing pumps and a lacey teddy with a picture of Clay tattoed on his tight, nicely rounded biceps! Clay couldn't believe his eyes, when suddenly he saw his Mom drooling. Clay squealed, ""Mommmmmmmm, please, don't make me take a picture of you licking Reed's ice cream cone. Let me handle that myself. Oh!" Clay hit his thigh with his very hard head. "Ow! Ow! Ow!", he cried as the lump grew BIGGER and BIGGER until he couldn't stand the pain. When suddenly Raleigh started to bark. The doorbell rang. Still holding his hotdog in his hands, Clay hobbled over to the nearest sympathetic person and laid his head on Reed's very sympathetic lap. Reed's response was immediate and obvious but only Clay has the way to make him drop the tutu from his mouth and onto Clay's large, hard wood. Meanwhile, Jaymes answered Parker's screams for somebody to answer Mr. UPS shorts, who was holding a really heavy package addressed to canfly, who was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canfly172 Posted August 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 slipped and slide off into a Claymate Zany's arms! Should we fix this up, lol? "slide" should be "slid" I think that was just a typo. but "into a Claymate Zany's arms"? could make it: "slipped and slid off into a Claymate's zany arms!" or "slipped and slid off into a Claymate...Zany's arms! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imsnoqueen Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 really heavy package addressed to........ Ruben Studdard. Wait! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canfly172 Posted August 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 snoqueen, I already added in my post, lol. a really heavy package addressed to canfly, who was Ya missed it, lol. I've put on some weight to be sure, but I'm no Ruben Studdard!!! One day, Clay fed fried fish to the dogs . Unfortunately, he tripped over the cat and hit his head on the new swing set in his backyard, head throbbing so and reached out towards Parker , who was toddling towards him, while carrying his favourite toy....watergun! Parker was aiming it at the snake Jaymes accidentally let in while picking up Parker's toys in the swimming pool and then Parker recognized Clive and bit his ankle, then needed shots to ward off evil snake venom. Jaymes said, "How in the hell are we going to get rid of the body paint we used?" Raleigh started digging on Clive's bald found it empty, just what I would have suspected from such a big ass "head". Durham bounded over and bit Clive's nose and peed quickly on his body painted head! Raleigh barked at a falling leaf that landed on the porch roof. This distracted everyone at Decca Records just as Clay laughed and kicked Clive's hairy butt all the way back to RCA. "Time to play!" Clay giggled hysterically, since Clive deserved pee and paint. Clay stepped on a banana peel body painted onto the dance floor, slipped and slide off into a Claymate Zany's arms! When suddenly he girly-squealed and waved at Jaymes, who laughed and hugged Reed, who walked off wearing pumps and a lacey teddy with a picture of Clay tattoed on his tight, nicely rounded biceps! Clay couldn't believe his eyes, when suddenly he saw his Mom drooling. Clay squealed, ""Mommmmmmmm, please, don't make me take a picture of you licking Reed's ice cream cone. Let me handle that myself. Oh!" Clay hit his thigh with his very hard head. "Ow! Ow! Ow!", he cried as the lump grew BIGGER and BIGGER until he couldn't stand the pain. When suddenly Raleigh started to bark. The doorbell rang. Still holding his hotdog in his hands, Clay hobbled over to the nearest sympathetic person and laid his head on Reed's very sympathetic lap. Reed's response was immediate and obvious but only Clay has the way to make him drop the tutu from his mouth and onto Clay's large, hard wood. Meanwhile, Jaymes answered Parker's screams for somebody to answer Mr. UPS shorts, who was holding a really heavy package addressed to canfly, who was Ruben Studdard. "Wait! I'm, not Ruben!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imsnoqueen Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 UPS man apologized Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canfly172 Posted August 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 "MY package!" canfly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clayzy Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 yelled greedily, grabbing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canfly172 Posted August 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Clay's large, hard (treenuts is rubbin' off on meeeeeeeeeeeee ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treenuts Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 (HA!HA! You need to stop rubbing up against me then ) frozen Breyer's Peach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canfly172 Posted August 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 HA!HA! You need to stop rubbing up against me then You WISH! Ice-cream covered, package Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treenuts Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 giggling with glee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canfly172 Posted August 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 Clay jumped up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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