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1st place - SONG PARODY ENTRY # 5

I Want to Go and See Clay

(I Want To Know What Love Is?)

Creator: Allison G.

2nd Place -SONG PARODY ENTRY #1

Every Kind of Shoe (I'll Buy It For You)

(EVERYTHING I DO)

Creator: Canadian bAiken

3rd Place-SONG PARODY ENTRY #2

Broken Things

Vocals: Clay

Spoken Words: Kristy

(BROKEN WINGS)

Creator: Fountaindawg

Thanks to all who participated!!!!

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2nd place

SONG PARODY ENTRY #1

Every Kind of Shoe (I'll Buy It For You)

(EVERYTHING I DO)

Canadian bAiken

Look along the aisles

And you will see

Payless is cheap, not free

Search the shoes

Search them hard

And when you find your size, take my Master Card

Can't tell me you're not worth buying for

Can't tell me you don't always want more

You know it's true

Every kind of shoe

I'll buy it for you

Look along the shelves

And you will find

Sale items side by side

Grab a pair of boots

High heeled shoes

It's all for you, take my Visa too

Don't tell me you're not worth buying for

Can't help it, you're always in the store

You know it's true

Every kind of shoe

I'll buy it for you

A good price

Don't come twice

There's another

Credit's so nice

To be fair

Try on that pair

On the shelf

Over there

Oh, you can't tell me you're not worth buying for

I can't help it, I should just buy the store

Yeah, I'm the guy for you

Bid high for you

Bribe suppliers for you

Yeah, I'd buy for you

You know it's true

Every kind of shoe

I'd buy it for you

CONGRATULATIONS

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3rd place

SONG PARODY ENTRY #2

Broken Things

Vocals: Clay

Spoken Words: Kristy

(BROKEN WINGS)

Creator: Fountaindawg

Raleigh, I don't understand

Why you just can't stay off

Of my new divan.

This treat might be the last. You hear?

I thought I'd made it all so clear

You've been so bold.

They're both in this mess together

One doesn't move without the other

Different puppies, but the same story!

Who caused these broken things???

Just learn to play outside.

Learn to chase Frisbees.

And when you hear "Ding -dang it!!!" ring

The back screen door will open up

And out you'll spin

Was it you who broke these thiiiiiings?

Durham, now please don't fight.

And please don't pester Raleigh

Just for tonight.

This mess is soooo familiar.

Didn't you think your Daddy'd remember?!

Must you always get into such trouble?

Don't pretend that you can't here me!

Durham, yes I know

That she won't share her toys

Or her drinking bowl.

I bought your own!

Bold puppies will end up in the yard!

Are you always so careless?

'Staying' isn't that hard.

Who caused these broken things???

Just learn to play outside.

Learn to chase Frisbees.

And when you hear

"Ding -dang it!!!" ring

The back screen door will open up and out you'll spin.

Was it you who broke these thiiiiiings?

So will you stay out of my way this time

While I sweep up your clutter

Before you face Clay's mother?

These are shattered … and we are gluing still.

Who caused these broken things???

Just learn to play outside.

Learn to chase Frisbees.

And when you hear

"Ding -dang it!!!" ring

The back screen door will open up and out you'll spin.

Was it you who broke these things?

You both are in this mess together

Both guilty, Raleigh & her brother.

Got to learn to obey

To play outside and chase Frisbees.

And when you hear

"Ding -dang it!!!" ring

The back screen door will open up for both and out you'll spin.

These are shattered … and we are gluing still.

A thousand different parts!

CONGRATULATIONS

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SONG PARODY ENTRY #3

A Thousand Fans

(A THOUSAND DAYS)

Creator: Karebear65

View my thighs

In my jeans staring at them look how tall

Why do y'all wish to tie my shoes?

So then what's a man like me supposed to do?

Please don't swoon, I see you're in bliss

I look good and that's true.

Well now a thousand fans a thousand eyes to see my stuff

Was that a smack, a slap, Oh please don't shove

I just don't know, Just don't know

When they shout my name, I smile real big, I'm in control

Don't you know, on that show, I never won?

Oh, where is Jerome

But I'll go with the flow, go with the flow.

Still gonna shine, still shine.

In a dream world

Look at my buns, my jeans define and cling, I hear the cries

I can hear the cries through the dawn

I just can't see, I used to be the clown

You'd think I wore a crown, don't have a clue

But I think I'll stick around.

Well now a thousand fans a thousand eyes to see my stuff

Was that a smack, a slap, Oh please don't shove

I just don't know, Just don't know

When they shout my name, I smile real big, I'm in control

Don't you know, on that show, I never won?

Oh, where is Jerome

But I'll go with the flow, go with the flow.

Still gonna shine, still shine.

They would do anything, just believe it

Their love means everything and I need it

Their heart won't lie

Reach out for me.

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SONG PARODY ENTRY #4

Here You Sing Again

(Here you Come Again)

creator: Claywright

Here you sing again

Just when my bank account’s down to zero

Your CDs hit the stores

The Claymates crowd the doors

And I’m sitting at home feeling so weary-o.

Here you sing again

Maybe I can get a night job at 7-11

Your pictures show your eyes

And I sigh those dreamy sighs

And pretty soon I’m wondering

If I’ll ever reach “Aiken” heaven.

All I gotta do

Is twist the radio dial

And listen for 24 hours.

But Clear Channel

Doesn’t reach my home.

My disposition failing

And getting very sour.

Here you sing again

Better than the very first precious CD

And why must I beg my friends

So I can listen to the end.

When I should have

My very own copy.

All you gotta do

Is have a contest

With the album as first prize.

I’ll stay up all night long

And rack my tired brain,

And pretty soon

I must get wise.

Wait a second, now

I just remembered

My old piggy bank

I shake it up and down

My piggy makes a frown

All I really know

Is here you sing

And here I go.

Here I go -- to the store

And here I go

And here I go

Here you sing

And here I go

And here I go

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SONG PARODY ENTRY # 5

I Want to Go and See Clay

(I Want To Know What Love Is?)

Creator: Allison G.

I have to go and get a job

Unpleasant job to make some money

Can't find my wallet, I'm a slob

Working at Wendy's for my honey

I had ten bucks in a can

But to go I need to get fifty

I want to go and shake his hand

I wish Clay's concerts were more thrifty

In the past, I've bought stickers and mugs

But now I long for a t-shirt and hugs

I want to shake his pretty, soft hand

Make my world complete

I want to go and see Clay

I want him to hug me

I want to go and meet Clay

I think he might like me

Clay Aiken is the best singer

The vocalist who is worth seeing

His voice will always linger

His tone of voice is just so freeing

In the past, I've bought stickers and mugs

But now I long for a t-shirt and hugs

I want to shake his pretty, soft hand

Make my world complete

I want to go and see Clay

I want him to hug me

I want to go and meet Clay

I think he might like me

Let's talk about Clay

I want to go and see Clay

The Clay Aiken that I paid for

I want him to hug me

I can see him right now

I want to go and see Clay

Yes, I do love him

I think he might like me

I want to go and see Clay

(let's talk about Clay)

I think he might like me

Bring me to Clay at once

I want to go and meet Clay

Bring me to Clay at once

And I think and I think

I think he might like me

Buy me a t-shirt, yeah

I want to go and see Clay

CONGRATULATIONS

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SONG PARODY ENTRY #6

Don't Want to be Allergic No More

(song: Lonely No More)

Creator: Claywright

Another banquet, another buffet

Cause more trouble than I can say

Please, Food Godmother, can you make it right

Let me eat everything on the table tonight.

Cause I don't want to be allergic no more

I don't want to feel pukey no more

Only medical science can take away the epi pen I carry around

Don't want to be allergic no more, no more.

Don't touch me if you eat Mounds

Or I will tumble to the ground.

And Almond doesn't give me no Joy

What must I do, restrict myself to soy?

Cause I don't want to be allergic no more

I don't want to visit the ER no more

If you can cook without mushrooms, onions and nuts

Maybe I can eat at your house without fuss.

Can't bear to be a seafood wimp

I want crab legs and coconut shrimp

Can't I have Rocky Road instead of peach tonight.

Cause I don't want to be allergic no more

Don't want to swell up no more

I want more than hot pineapple salad

I need chocolate to sooth my palate

Don't want to be allergic no more, no more

I don't want to be allergic no more

I don't want to have hives no more

Only medical science can change the epi pen I carry around

Don't want to be allergic no more, no more.

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SONG PARODY ENTRY #7

I’d Wait All Day

(to the tune of A Thousand Days)

Creator: Cathy Bolton

Don’t know why, I can see you and start grinning like a fool

Eyes light up and it’s all for you

So then what’s a fan like me supposed to do

If I give up too soon you won’t know that

I would die to-HUG you

Well now I’d wait all day, I’d wait all night, to get a HUG

Cause I can’t hold back my girl-ie squeal-ing, when you tug

I hit the floor, I hit the floor

And if the medics came I’d beg them not to send me home

I’ve tried everything but I just can’t get pass Je-rome

You oughta know, you oughta know

that you’re fine, so fine

In the world, there’s no one so fine and you’re a cutie pie

Wear your pants of perfection – I’m gone

Look at me and I will surely hit the ground

Oh and if we hug don’t frown if I start-to drool

Cause I won’t let you drown

Well now I’d wait all day, I’d wait all night to get a HUG

Cause I can’t hold back my girl-ie squeal-ing when you tug

I hit the floor, I hit the floor

And if the medics came I’d beg them not to send me home

I’ve tried everything but I just can’t get pass Je-rome

You oughta know, you oughta know

that you’re fine, so fine

I would give anything just to see it

Your tug just makes me scream when I see it

You are so fine, I just lose my MI I I I I ND!

Well now I’d wait all day, I’d wait all night TO GET A HU- UG

Cause I can’t hold back my girl-ie squeal-ing when you tug

I hit the floor, I hit the floor

Cause you’re fine so fine

And if the medics came I’d beg them not to send me home

I’ve tried everything but I just can’t GET PASS JE-ROME!

You oughta know, you oughta know

that you’re fine, so fine

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SONG PARODY ENTRY #8

Blockage No More

Lonely No More

Creator: Raina D.

Another creamy birthday cake

Has given me a stomachache.

I start to wonder how to make this right,

But the bathroom door is putting up a fight.

I don't wanna feel blockage no more.

Soon I'll need new underwear for sure.

Only you can break down this doorway

Before I've been browned.

Don't wanna feel blockage no more, no more.

Let me in, to the dome.

I'll be a while and need a tome.

Help me get the hinges off the wall,

Or I'll let it go and do it in the hall.

'Cause I don't wanna feel blockage no more.

Soon I'll need new underwear for sure.

Only you can break down this doorway

Before I've been browned.

Don't wanna feel blockage no more, no more.

Can't hold it for too long, no matter how I try.

There's something running down my thigh.... oh my.

I no longer feel blockage no more.

I will need a long shower for sure.

We still need to break down this doorway,

Before I've been found.

No longer feel blockage no more, no more.

There's no more.

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