Couch Tomato Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 we have a winner 1st place - SONG PARODY ENTRY # 5 I Want to Go and See Clay (I Want To Know What Love Is?) Creator: Allison G. 2nd Place -SONG PARODY ENTRY #1 Every Kind of Shoe (I'll Buy It For You) (EVERYTHING I DO) Creator: Canadian bAiken 3rd Place-SONG PARODY ENTRY #2 Broken Things Vocals: Clay Spoken Words: Kristy (BROKEN WINGS) Creator: Fountaindawg Thanks to all who participated!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couch Tomato Posted October 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 2nd place SONG PARODY ENTRY #1 Every Kind of Shoe (I'll Buy It For You) (EVERYTHING I DO) Canadian bAiken Look along the aisles And you will see Payless is cheap, not free Search the shoes Search them hard And when you find your size, take my Master Card Can't tell me you're not worth buying for Can't tell me you don't always want more You know it's true Every kind of shoe I'll buy it for you Look along the shelves And you will find Sale items side by side Grab a pair of boots High heeled shoes It's all for you, take my Visa too Don't tell me you're not worth buying for Can't help it, you're always in the store You know it's true Every kind of shoe I'll buy it for you A good price Don't come twice There's another Credit's so nice To be fair Try on that pair On the shelf Over there Oh, you can't tell me you're not worth buying for I can't help it, I should just buy the store Yeah, I'm the guy for you Bid high for you Bribe suppliers for you Yeah, I'd buy for you You know it's true Every kind of shoe I'd buy it for you CONGRATULATIONS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couch Tomato Posted October 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 3rd place SONG PARODY ENTRY #2 Broken Things Vocals: Clay Spoken Words: Kristy (BROKEN WINGS) Creator: Fountaindawg Raleigh, I don't understand Why you just can't stay off Of my new divan. This treat might be the last. You hear? I thought I'd made it all so clear You've been so bold. They're both in this mess together One doesn't move without the other Different puppies, but the same story! Who caused these broken things??? Just learn to play outside. Learn to chase Frisbees. And when you hear "Ding -dang it!!!" ring The back screen door will open up And out you'll spin Was it you who broke these thiiiiiings? Durham, now please don't fight. And please don't pester Raleigh Just for tonight. This mess is soooo familiar. Didn't you think your Daddy'd remember?! Must you always get into such trouble? Don't pretend that you can't here me! Durham, yes I know That she won't share her toys Or her drinking bowl. I bought your own! Bold puppies will end up in the yard! Are you always so careless? 'Staying' isn't that hard. Who caused these broken things??? Just learn to play outside. Learn to chase Frisbees. And when you hear "Ding -dang it!!!" ring The back screen door will open up and out you'll spin. Was it you who broke these thiiiiiings? So will you stay out of my way this time While I sweep up your clutter Before you face Clay's mother? These are shattered … and we are gluing still. Who caused these broken things??? Just learn to play outside. Learn to chase Frisbees. And when you hear "Ding -dang it!!!" ring The back screen door will open up and out you'll spin. Was it you who broke these things? You both are in this mess together Both guilty, Raleigh & her brother. Got to learn to obey To play outside and chase Frisbees. And when you hear "Ding -dang it!!!" ring The back screen door will open up for both and out you'll spin. These are shattered … and we are gluing still. A thousand different parts! CONGRATULATIONS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couch Tomato Posted October 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 SONG PARODY ENTRY #3 A Thousand Fans (A THOUSAND DAYS) Creator: Karebear65 View my thighs In my jeans staring at them look how tall Why do y'all wish to tie my shoes? So then what's a man like me supposed to do? Please don't swoon, I see you're in bliss I look good and that's true. Well now a thousand fans a thousand eyes to see my stuff Was that a smack, a slap, Oh please don't shove I just don't know, Just don't know When they shout my name, I smile real big, I'm in control Don't you know, on that show, I never won? Oh, where is Jerome But I'll go with the flow, go with the flow. Still gonna shine, still shine. In a dream world Look at my buns, my jeans define and cling, I hear the cries I can hear the cries through the dawn I just can't see, I used to be the clown You'd think I wore a crown, don't have a clue But I think I'll stick around. Well now a thousand fans a thousand eyes to see my stuff Was that a smack, a slap, Oh please don't shove I just don't know, Just don't know When they shout my name, I smile real big, I'm in control Don't you know, on that show, I never won? Oh, where is Jerome But I'll go with the flow, go with the flow. Still gonna shine, still shine. They would do anything, just believe it Their love means everything and I need it Their heart won't lie Reach out for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansamcw Posted October 22, 2006 Report Share Posted October 22, 2006 SONG PARODY ENTRY #4 Here You Sing Again (Here you Come Again) creator: Claywright Here you sing again Just when my bank account’s down to zero Your CDs hit the stores The Claymates crowd the doors And I’m sitting at home feeling so weary-o. Here you sing again Maybe I can get a night job at 7-11 Your pictures show your eyes And I sigh those dreamy sighs And pretty soon I’m wondering If I’ll ever reach “Aiken” heaven. All I gotta do Is twist the radio dial And listen for 24 hours. But Clear Channel Doesn’t reach my home. My disposition failing And getting very sour. Here you sing again Better than the very first precious CD And why must I beg my friends So I can listen to the end. When I should have My very own copy. All you gotta do Is have a contest With the album as first prize. I’ll stay up all night long And rack my tired brain, And pretty soon I must get wise. Wait a second, now I just remembered My old piggy bank I shake it up and down My piggy makes a frown All I really know Is here you sing And here I go. Here I go -- to the store And here I go And here I go Here you sing And here I go And here I go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansamcw Posted October 22, 2006 Report Share Posted October 22, 2006 WINNER SONG PARODY ENTRY # 5 I Want to Go and See Clay (I Want To Know What Love Is?) Creator: Allison G. I have to go and get a job Unpleasant job to make some money Can't find my wallet, I'm a slob Working at Wendy's for my honey I had ten bucks in a can But to go I need to get fifty I want to go and shake his hand I wish Clay's concerts were more thrifty In the past, I've bought stickers and mugs But now I long for a t-shirt and hugs I want to shake his pretty, soft hand Make my world complete I want to go and see Clay I want him to hug me I want to go and meet Clay I think he might like me Clay Aiken is the best singer The vocalist who is worth seeing His voice will always linger His tone of voice is just so freeing In the past, I've bought stickers and mugs But now I long for a t-shirt and hugs I want to shake his pretty, soft hand Make my world complete I want to go and see Clay I want him to hug me I want to go and meet Clay I think he might like me Let's talk about Clay I want to go and see Clay The Clay Aiken that I paid for I want him to hug me I can see him right now I want to go and see Clay Yes, I do love him I think he might like me I want to go and see Clay (let's talk about Clay) I think he might like me Bring me to Clay at once I want to go and meet Clay Bring me to Clay at once And I think and I think I think he might like me Buy me a t-shirt, yeah I want to go and see Clay CONGRATULATIONS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansamcw Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 SONG PARODY ENTRY #6 Don't Want to be Allergic No More (song: Lonely No More) Creator: Claywright Another banquet, another buffet Cause more trouble than I can say Please, Food Godmother, can you make it right Let me eat everything on the table tonight. Cause I don't want to be allergic no more I don't want to feel pukey no more Only medical science can take away the epi pen I carry around Don't want to be allergic no more, no more. Don't touch me if you eat Mounds Or I will tumble to the ground. And Almond doesn't give me no Joy What must I do, restrict myself to soy? Cause I don't want to be allergic no more I don't want to visit the ER no more If you can cook without mushrooms, onions and nuts Maybe I can eat at your house without fuss. Can't bear to be a seafood wimp I want crab legs and coconut shrimp Can't I have Rocky Road instead of peach tonight. Cause I don't want to be allergic no more Don't want to swell up no more I want more than hot pineapple salad I need chocolate to sooth my palate Don't want to be allergic no more, no more I don't want to be allergic no more I don't want to have hives no more Only medical science can change the epi pen I carry around Don't want to be allergic no more, no more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couch Tomato Posted October 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2006 SONG PARODY ENTRY #7 I’d Wait All Day (to the tune of A Thousand Days) Creator: Cathy Bolton Don’t know why, I can see you and start grinning like a fool Eyes light up and it’s all for you So then what’s a fan like me supposed to do If I give up too soon you won’t know that I would die to-HUG you Well now I’d wait all day, I’d wait all night, to get a HUG Cause I can’t hold back my girl-ie squeal-ing, when you tug I hit the floor, I hit the floor And if the medics came I’d beg them not to send me home I’ve tried everything but I just can’t get pass Je-rome You oughta know, you oughta know that you’re fine, so fine In the world, there’s no one so fine and you’re a cutie pie Wear your pants of perfection – I’m gone Look at me and I will surely hit the ground Oh and if we hug don’t frown if I start-to drool Cause I won’t let you drown Well now I’d wait all day, I’d wait all night to get a HUG Cause I can’t hold back my girl-ie squeal-ing when you tug I hit the floor, I hit the floor And if the medics came I’d beg them not to send me home I’ve tried everything but I just can’t get pass Je-rome You oughta know, you oughta know that you’re fine, so fine I would give anything just to see it Your tug just makes me scream when I see it You are so fine, I just lose my MI I I I I ND! Well now I’d wait all day, I’d wait all night TO GET A HU- UG Cause I can’t hold back my girl-ie squeal-ing when you tug I hit the floor, I hit the floor Cause you’re fine so fine And if the medics came I’d beg them not to send me home I’ve tried everything but I just can’t GET PASS JE-ROME! You oughta know, you oughta know that you’re fine, so fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couch Tomato Posted October 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2006 SONG PARODY ENTRY #8 Blockage No More Lonely No More Creator: Raina D. Another creamy birthday cake Has given me a stomachache. I start to wonder how to make this right, But the bathroom door is putting up a fight. I don't wanna feel blockage no more. Soon I'll need new underwear for sure. Only you can break down this doorway Before I've been browned. Don't wanna feel blockage no more, no more. Let me in, to the dome. I'll be a while and need a tome. Help me get the hinges off the wall, Or I'll let it go and do it in the hall. 'Cause I don't wanna feel blockage no more. Soon I'll need new underwear for sure. Only you can break down this doorway Before I've been browned. Don't wanna feel blockage no more, no more. Can't hold it for too long, no matter how I try. There's something running down my thigh.... oh my. I no longer feel blockage no more. I will need a long shower for sure. We still need to break down this doorway, Before I've been found. No longer feel blockage no more, no more. There's no more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansamcw Posted November 5, 2006 Report Share Posted November 5, 2006 Posting the poll...for guests you can vote by sending an email contest@findingclayaiken.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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