Ansamcw Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Well it starts again...another batch of singers... another season of looking for someone to cheer for. Paula is already embarrasing herself and Randy and Simon are being predictable tools in their interviews. This is the place to chat during the telecast or just discuss the show in general... let the snark begin!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAndre Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 Ah, yes....y'all will keep in mind that I honestly do not like most singers? I really, really don't. And mockery is my reason for being! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottlecap Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 Sigh. The AI season hasn't even started yet, and I'm already weary. Perhaps flinging some well deserved snark will perk me up... RYAN RANDY PAULA SIMON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divayenta Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 I'm watching AI Chat and Roseanne Tovares bugs me with her "Is it a mullet or a bowl cut?" comment about Clay after his interview. She's entitled to hate his hair, but I mean, there are hundreds of pop singers out there with the exact same cut (i.e. Jesse McCartney, James Blount, etc) . Does this make me a pod person for not liking her all that much? Too bad it was an old interview. Did like the added segment with him appreciating the fans for the UNICEF donation. They need to show some of KarenEh's or skrpkyms' gorgeous shots of him! I wish the world could see the fabulous clack by the fans. Wonder if Jennifer Hudson will get props this week on the show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAndre Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 You're only a pod person if you can managed to prove that Roseanne Tovares caused the LACK OF STOCK AT EVERY WAL-MART ACROSS THE NATION IN ORDER TO SUCK UP TO THE EVIL ONE CLIVE! Otherwise, nah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottlecap Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 Huh. Just saw an AI promo. Chris, Kat McBoobs, and Taylor Hoot. Elliot is apparently the new Clay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottlecap Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 Woo Hoo - Clay before and after - changed lives, blah, blah, blah. We have the cutest boyfriend ever... An plenty of glimpses of Clay in a quick CD montage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAndre Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 My third boyfriend - Prince! Yeah, like Prince talks to Randy. I could not name one song Jewel has done. Not one. It's a Glamour Shots girl! I like Glamour Shots. I don't like Glamour Shots girl. Blech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottlecap Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 Not even the razor commercial one? The Minnesota version of Julia DeMato up first, dontcha know.... And she's wearing a bedsheet? And she sings like a Cher impersonator...yeeps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAndre Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 What razor commercial? I couldn't name a razor commercial song either! Well, this would be depressing so far if I had any sympathy for the girl - man, they are letting this go on way too long and I am bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansamcw Posted January 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 WOW girl that was just baaaaaad..... oh I loved that montage beginning montage opening up with Claya s one of their succeses...but where was Taylor...they mentioned Kat and Chris...but nothing on him except when they announced him as winner... OUCH... GOSH ENOUGH ALREADY she wasn;t really that interesting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottlecap Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 And we're off with the delusional brigade right away. Weeping and sniffling that goes on forever... Really makes me want to keep watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansamcw Posted January 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 URBAN AMISH??? BWAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAndre Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 All I can say is Clay was dorky at the beginning, but man he had a lot more dignity... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottlecap Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 And the opening segment showed so much promise. I thought "Hey - AI figured they should celebrate their success stories - sounds promising!" And then they open the auditions with that? Arrggghh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAndre Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 So what the hell is Urban Amish doing there? How the hell did he find out about the show? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottlecap Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 Can I just turn this off now? Sigh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAndre Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 The words "unique vocal range" is always a bad sign... "My Heart Will Go On" is a worse sign... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottlecap Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 The words "unique vocal range" is always a bad sign... The shifty eyes and the mumbling don't help either... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAndre Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 The leaving did help....the coming negated that. Man, this is tortuous...Lord, is it really necessary to freakin drag this out this far? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansamcw Posted January 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 you know thsi is really getting old. It is so obvious these guys are just playing up to the camera wanting to stay in there longer. they better bring something good soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottlecap Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 It has been truly horrible so far.... How long until they show someone who can actually sing and isn't, you know, crazy? Oh my - the obligatory "flamboyant" brotha...Isn't there at least one each season? And the Minnesota version of Kellie "Hard Luck" Pickler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAndre Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 An Apollo-Creed person singing an aria? Well, he does sing better than the previous ones (which is saying very, very little). And, dear me, the "judges" are hypocritical - they know perfectly well why such people get through... Ooooh, a Jennifer wannabe with a sad back story. She's not bad. But just not particularly good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansamcw Posted January 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 OK finally someone good...not as good as Jen but it took guts to do that IMO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottlecap Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 Denise - I thought she was very affected - a little surprised she got through. I wonder how she'll sound doing a more poppy song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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