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KAndre reads the offending article and says....

Feh! Me 'n my stilletoes have outlasted earth shoes, candies, wedges and Uggs, this is just a bump in the road. I'm Agent 009 1/2 - licensed to stomp.

I have enough hair to keep John D entertained for years, while I, Clay and Couchie make side bets on the catfights, while turning bottlecap loose to destroy minds and careers (the only thing I would add to bottlecap's spree of terror would be an official-looking letter to Simon announcing "an immediate recall of penile implants due to possible exothermic reactions, until we can get to you, just keep the implant and surrounding tissue in ice. We'll get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you."

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i really can't add to anything except bwahs to you all.... :lol:

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KAndre, perhaps we could also include a comment about how excessive smoking and moob stroking exacerbates the condition. Is it possible for the top of someone's head to be literally blown off by stress, and could it happen on a live show, please?

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Why, yes, yes we could add that. I like the way you're thinking, but let's take it a step further - punked-by-pay-per-view. I, for one, who let go of some serious moolah, if while Simon was sitting in a bucket of ice an internet rumor would go up from Fran (yes, that Fran) that Clay's next CD that Simon is personally responsible for marketing consisting of Clay's new musically direction - a interesting combination of tantric activities and witnessing - the lead single is a cover "You Were There (For 8 Hours or 90 Minutes - It's Kinda Hard to Tell)" originally done by Liberace and covered again by Barry Manilow and Clay wants it to debut at the Crystal Cathedral. Again, sidebets would be placed as to who's head would explode first.

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Does Kelly Clarkson sing a duet with Clay on that CD? And is it a song that she not only wrote, but that she plays guitar on? 'Cause you know rumors of that collaboration would just bring soooo much joy to soooooo many fans. And, JFL needs to write a long, extremely thoughtful post about the work coming straight from Clay's heart (or other organ, as the case may be), and why Paula and Randy have featured roles as Clay-obscuring ballroom dancers during the performance.

Quick, somebody start a thread at the OFC so we can get this into Clive's hands as soon asap.

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Clay will burst back into the national consciousness as part of the flashbacks of a major characters on "Lost". [i heard it from my sister's co-worker's cousin's best friend's husband who has a taco stand in Hawaii.] According to the script, he plays the younger, even hotter and more ruthless brother of Sawyer's character. If you replay last week's episode frame by frame, you can see the glimpse of the back of Clay's head in the reflection on a spoon in the diner scene. It not for sure, but at some point, he may have also hooked up with Kate's character in her run from the law. Their chemistry is rumored to be positively scorching. The new single is going to be featured at the end of the show under one of those character montages the show's writers like so much. It's going to be YYYYUUUGGEEE.

Bolded mine - Bwah! Now that's a Lost fan!

I'm catching up from the 9th. You guys had a great day on the 10th! Hee. This was one of the first of many lovely, lovely scenarios and I am tha-rilled to see y'all keeping it up. You're making me happy.

bottlecap - I love your Oprah show. That could happen. Well, it could.

Just saying hi. Don't really have much -- just a little weary of all the panic buttons going off. The Momma stuff really skeeves me out sometimes. I'm afraid that one night I'm going to have a nightmare that the entire Clay Nation is trying to collectively breastfeed him. That would end my quest to remain sane, I just know it. That particular quest has its own problems anyway.

So I re-read the N&O article, watched a few NAT clips and the siren sounds died down. I'll just stay sitting here in my flannel and fuzzy slippers, the day after getting 14 inches of snow, and keep on chillin'. Literally.

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Yes, and Ashley Simpson helped write the duet, only plagarizing a little from Gwen Stefani's Banana Song....it's called Kumquat...

I do believe Clive loves this CD because he wrote little whatchamacallits, soliquays, for Clay to read in between each track 'cause they are sort of like vignettess...

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Okay, I've managed to hold it together all day, but that last post actually made me snort out loud at my computer. I bow down to the Master Tormentor. Your evil genius knows no bounds, KAndre.

And strummer6, your nightmare: pure unadulterated terror. And unfortunately, somewhat based in reality... <_< What, we know about his appreciation for rackage.

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I'm afraid that one night I'm going to have a nightmare that the entire Clay Nation is trying to collectively breastfeed him.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

That would end my quest to remain sane, I just know it.  That particular quest has its own problems anyway.

Dear, you're sane if you're here hanging out with us. :D

I don't know whether to give more cosmopolitans to Kandre and bottlecap or cut them off. They're both way fun, though.

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And now for something completely different - here is the montages on Youtube by 2/12. After dog training, I will do the anime - that is a short list. Hee, Looks like my bad dog that mwy get banned fomr the park is graduating with honors. I hve to read the contract again, but if she failed, I may have gotten a free do over.

Montages

Boogieman (Art Bundrick)

"Amazing Grace"

"BOTW" - how Clay made a difference to people with autism and disabilities

"Don't Save It All For Christmas Day"

"A Love So Beautiful"

"My Special Angel" - photo montage

"Mary Did You Know"

"Peace"

"This is the Night"

clayfanatic1979

Hard 2 Handle

Claymate41

NEVER LET YOU GO

Clayslave

Beautiful Soul

Cream

HeavenMontage by me, Clayslave

LikeWhoa

TouchMe

GBB - GooodBabyBrush

Wicked Game

JustJake

Dance Montage

No Mistaken Aiken

clay aiken - JBT, JNT and NAT clips to the tune of A Scat Man

Rcknrllmom

You'll Never Walk Alone Montage

MoreMoosetracks

American Idol: Clay Aiken- My Funny Valentine

MyMOAM2

Orphans of God

musicalxnote

These Were The Nights

jenks

Everything - JBT

Sidi Denak

YOU ARE NOT ALONE1/28/06

TwiceTreasured

Right Here Right Now

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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Heh. My work here is done.

playbiller - thank you for the YouTube list. That makes it a lot easier. BTW, have you posted a pic of your dog? I've been following the training comments with interest and am so curious. I have a big soft spot for doggies, even those with a bit of mischief in their hearts. Maybe even more so. Mine can unlock doors. Takes the thing in the doorknob in his teeth, turns it ever so gently and then goes on his merry way. If he ever figures out deadbolts, I'm sunk.

Speaking of YouTube -- A neighborhood teen walks him on my longer work days. She's the sweetest thing. The other day she stopped by to show me one of her YouTube movies. She and her younger sister filmed themselves in ninja mode going at a snowman with a sword, all set to music by System of a Down. I commented that at least they didn't throw in any ketchup. "Gee," she said, "Why didn't we think of that?" Yes, she's a dear.

Uh, no -- she's not really a fan of Clay's. They do kind of have a hair thing in common; I never know what color she's going to have. This week it's reddish-orange and corn rowed. Seriously, I love this kid.

Off to bed now. But must check the blog first, just to be sure. It's a sickness, y'all.

Happy Valentine's Day!

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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY, Y'ALL! <3 <3 <3

Inspired by playbiller's youtube links, I spent some time listening to one of my all-time favorite love-lorn, world-weary songs, Wicked Game:

What a wicked game to play, to make me feel this way.

What a wicked thing to do, to let me dream of you.

What a wicked thing to say, you never felt this way.

What a wicked thing to do, to make me dream of you.

Sniff. I would give my right ovary to hear Clay sing this song. Sniffle. I need a blog entry or a tiny bit of official news in the worst way. Sniff.

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HAPPY VALENTINES!!!!!

Hope you all have a lovely day.

Happy Valentines to Clay too...

...Hope he has one..Valentines that is...

yeah I'm a hopeless romantic...what of it :P

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Just want to add: Happy Valentines Day(yeck, just kidding).

Wish I was in Raleigh, sucking face with a certain redhead, but I guess I will just have to stay home and suck face with my dark haired, cohabitating, irritating, but lovable at the same time, hubby.

Oh well, the redhead will be in my dreams (LOL) :P

G

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Haven't posted a picture of my dog here, but I did on CV and CH.

Last night she graduated with honors, although I think she was too far over to be in the group picture. We had to keep her away from the bulldog that always barks at her because she gets wild when another dog barks. I still think they would have had to give me free training if she failed.

Well, I have to go and meet a friend (she's unemployed as well). I will post a picture later.

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Geez, I was beginning to think everybody was huddled around the Blog page at the OFC <Refresh, Refresh, Refresh> or hanging out at Google <no press release yet, no press release yet, no press release yet...> ;)

Even Kimmel, at this point, seems not to be happening. I think we would have to have word of that by now. Bummer. I'll have to drag out my video of last year's show to tide me over.

In the words of the immortal Mick Jagger: "You can't always get what you want."

(Yeah, I'm trying to keep my expectations lowered here, then if we do get anything it will be extra special. B) Dude, even just some of those candy hearts at the drug store that you bought in desperation on your way home from work... And maybe some condoms, just cause ya never know )

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THE EAGLE HAS LANDED HOUSTON. WE HAVE A BLOG!

Based on the P.S., I'd say we have a theme for the new CD! Awhhoooooo Hoooooooo! :D

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HE BLOGGED

With a beautiful Valentine message and heavy hint on the CD...

my read of it...it will be all about lovesongs...hey BFM totally fits that theme as well as TRD...

go read...

I am his valentines...he said so... :D

eta: sssshhhh bottlecap they don't know yet... :P

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Geez, Ansa, pretty quick to abandon that HUSBAND and KIDS you have, huh? You married chicks step away from my man and leave him for the single women!

:P

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Hey, I only liked y'all until Clay said he was MY valentine - all bets are off! Where's my spork??!? I'm warning you, I'm deadly with the spork! I'm quite sure he said I was his valentine first!

Love songs? It's a shout out to me because I like love songs too!

waaaaait a minute - where's my glitter covered card and cheap chocolate and roses!?!? He's got my credit card number - it's not like it would cost him anything...and isn't it pitiful that I'm cool with that?

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Let's see: romantic love, platonic love, familial love.... How about crazy, all-consuming, what the hell happened to me, unrequited love? Not that I'd know anything about that. <cough>

Clay, Baby, I'm ready to be taken. I'm generally home by 5, unless you'd like to swing by my office earlier. My boss doesn't need to know I'm leaving early. And if you're really in a hurry ('cause some chick in Houston with a violent temper is also waiting for you), there's lots of spare offices around here. B)

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! He blogged...I'm soooooo happy.

Love songs. Not too crazy about them...heh. Seriously, I think this is a wonderful theme, and I will be incredibly happy with it.

I love him. Thanks Clay. You'll always be my valentine -- just don't tell the husband.

Happy Valentine's Day FCA!!!!!

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What I liked was the feeling i get from the blog. He seems content. And he made my day!

I'm home and I read Clay's blog a few more times... gotta love him. That's all.

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OK, this should just about kill a page or find the limit you can post

As of 2/14/06 Youtube.com contains these videos

OK, this should just about kill a page or find the limit you can post

As of 2/14/06 Youtube.com contains these videos

Pre-AI

High School

CLAY AIKEN (Oklahoma)

Hometown Connection

Clay Aiken - I'm Too Old Speech

Raleigh Boys Choir

Raleigh Boys Choir Concert 1992

2003

AI2

The Charlotte audition - Amercian Idol - Clay Aiken

Clay Aiken American Idol Audition in Atlanta

After the Atlanta Audition - Clay Aiken

Clay Aiken - before he went to Hollywood 11/11/02

Clay Aiken - Open Arms

American Idol 2 - Group Two Results

Clay Aiken - Wildcard - Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Clay Aiken - Sugar Pie Honey Bunch

Group - Boogie Wonderland (Great) - American Idol Season 2

Clay Aiken - Somewhere Out There

Clay Aiken - Tell Her About It

Clay Aiken - Solitaire

Clay Aiken - Build Me Up Buttercup

Clay Aiken - Grease

Grease

Clay Aiken - Greese

Clay Aiken (To Love Somebody)

American idol I2 Top 4 Group song, BeeGee's medley

American Idol Season 2 Ford Commercial Come Ride Wit Me

Clay Aiken - Mack The Knife - American Idol

clay aiken - unchained melody

Clay Aiken - Unchained Melody

American Idol Season 2 Final 3 group song

AIKEN (this is the night)

Clay Aiken - This Is The Night

Clay Aiken Bridge Over Troubled Water

Clay Aiken - Jaded Journalist - Not A Fan

What's up buddy?

Judges Medley (Great!) - Finale - American Idol Season 2

AI2 on Canadian Idol

American Idol (AI2) visits Canadian Idol 2003

Canadian Idol Ruben and Clay Platinum awards

AI2 Tour

AI2 tour, St Paul - the OMG video Invisible

Clay performance goes wrong

AI2 Christmas Special

American Idol Christmas Finale

News Video

Clay Aiken - People who performed with him 5/13/03

Special Apearances

Carol Fairlee Loves Clay Aiken - fan film of filming Invisible video

Clay Aiken 10/18/03 World Series game1 Star Spangled Banner

Clay Aiken - Crabtree Mall - Fan video

Clay Aiken This Is The Night Miss America 9/20/03

Korean Fine Pix commercial Clay Aiken's "Shine"

Rolling Stone

Clay Aiken - Rolling Stone Photo Shoot 2003

Clay Aiken - the Rolling Stone Cover story

Clay Aiken - the second Rolling Stone story - 1 month later

Jingle Balls

Clay Aiken performs "Invisible" at Indy Jingle Ball 2003

TV

AMAs

Clay Aiken Wins Fan's Choice Award at AMAs

Clay Aiken AMA's - Clay/Ruben perform

Ellen DeGeneris

Clay on the Ellen DeGeneres Show 11/03

Kimmel

Clay Aiken/"Tupac" spoof on Jimmy Kimmel Live

MTV

11/25/03 TRL - Invisible

Oprah

Oprah After the Show June 2003 Idols

Prime time

Clay Aiken Primetime Interview with Dianne Sawyer

SNL

12/13/03 SNL Wake Up Wakefield! Clay Aiken-centric Skit

Tonight show

Clay Aiken on Tonight Show 10/13/02

Wayne Brady

Kim and Clay

Videos

Invisible

Clay Aikens 1ST Video This is the Night, the scrapped video

2004

AI3

AI3 Promo - Clay Aiken Superstar

Solitaire

Fantasy

Concerts

IT

Clay Aiken and Kelly Clarkson - OPEN ARMS

Kelly Clarkson & Clay Aiken - "Open Arms" Philadelphia

NAT

Appleton Invisible, yo

Best day of my life - Mobeanz sings with Clay

Clay Aiken - "Measure of a Man" Clay performs MOAM in Wilkes-Barre, PA

Clay Aiken - Where The Streets Have No Name Raleigh, NC (October 18, 1994) Clackers: Aflack and Scarlett

I SURVIVED YOU

Marry Me Clay short clip

SOLITAIRE

The Way - this guy makes up his own version

Special Appearances

Clay Aiken Fox Upfront 2004 "This is the Night"

Fox Up front Ruben, Clay, Fantasia and Diana

TV

Early Show

Clay Aiken "I Will Carry You" The Early Show

GMA

Clay Aiken "I Survived You" on GMA Summer Concert 2004

SNL

2/7/04 Clay Aiken SNL Maya Rudolph teaser

2/7/04 Invisible

Clay Aiken SNL - "The Way" 2/7/04

Kimmel

Clay Aiken performs "I Will Carry You" on Jimmy Kimmel Live

Clay Aiken "Kyrie" on Jimmy Kimmel Live

Tonight show

Clay Aiken on Tonight Show 1/21/04 interview

Clay Aiken on Tonight Show 5/11/2004 interview

Clay Aiken on Tonight Show 12/6/04 interview

TRL

Kelly and Clay on MTV -TRL Pt. 2

2005

UNICEF

Clay Aiken - Interview on UNICEF trip to Banda Aceh 3/23/2005

Concerts

JBT

'60s MOTOWN MEDLEY- JBT 2005

Alone by Clay Aiken

back for more

Back for More

Clay Aiken (Just You Tom's River 7/29/05)

Clay Aiken (Just You Tom's River 7/29/05)

CLAY AIKEN JBT WDC

CLAY AIKEN JBT WDC ATLANTIC CITY

CLAY AIKEN JBT WDC PITTSBURGH

Clay Aiken Medley (60's)

Clay Aiken....ALONE

CLAY AIKEN - END OF THE ROAD - JBT 2005

Clay Aiken; Back For More; Clio MI

Clay in Concert Crowd - Clay giving a guy a hard time in the audience, unknown location.

Clay Aiken Concert Concert clip from Crawford County Fair, 2005

Clay Aiken Concert Elvis snippet

clay aiken - iris

Cleveland - (this is the walking in the audience and picking on a poor guy scene)

I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU - JBT 2005 Quiana singing

The 50's set

Cary, NC - I Can't Make You Love Me From TwiceTreasured

Unchained Melody - Jukebox Tour (atlantic City)

When a Man Loves a Woman - Clay Aiken Meadville 7/21 From Hosaa

When Doves Cry

JNT

Clay Banter (Raleigh)

Clay Aiken Joyful Noise Tour 2005 (Mary do you know)

Dont Save It All (Raleigh)

DON'T SAVE IT ALL FOR CHRISTMAS DAY

EMMANUEL

Mary Did You Know (Raleigh)

O Beautiful Star

Thank You, Clay - (Note, this is an NC17 slo mo the man has no privacy!)

The Burp (the man has no privacy!)

News

Clay Aiken Interview with WRAL 12/22/2005

TV

ET

et clay jnt

GMA

Back for More

Suspicious Minds

GMA MGUCL (my grown up Christmas list)

Kimmel

60 Seconds with Jimmy Kimmel

MadTV

Mad TV - Since We Were On

Mad TV - Since We Were On

Oprah

On Oprah's Wildest Dreams Show

The Standard

Clay Aiken Interview on The Standard

Clay Talks about his Future Wife (partial clip)

2006

AI5

American Idol 5 - Clay Aiken - Boston Annoying fake Clay

American Idol: Michael "Clay Aiken- NOT!" Sandecki Audition See above

Clay Aiken Wanna Be

News

CNN

Clay on CNN 1/28

Fox Sports Clay Mention on FOX SportsNet 1/2/2006

Anime

ClericHughes

Gravitation - The Way - Clay Aiken

EgyptainPrincess410

I Survived You

Fullmetalwinry

Trisha Did You Know

freakieaz

Gaara X Neji - I Will Carry You - Naruto AMV

inucrazy

I will carry you

Inverse

I Will Carry You

jillrg

Through the Fire

kenshin

I will carry you

KuramasSweetheart

Bishounen Fest #4: Invisible

purity013

Measure of Naruto

Soldier03

Furuba Music Video (I will carry you)

ToniOtaku

Caught in the Rain

???

Full moon wo sagashite-carry you

Montages

Boogieman (Art Bundrick)

Art is very Prolific and I can't keep up with what he adds, So here is a link to all his montages

arthurb Montages

ClaydeeeBug

It's still Rock 'N' Roll to me

"What is Love"

"Tänd Ett Ljus" / "Light a Candle"

clayfanatic1979

Hard 2 Handle

Claymate41

NEVER LET YOU GO

Clayslave

Beautiful Soul

Cream

HeavenMontage by me, Clayslave

LikeWhoa

TouchMe

GBB - GooodBabyBrush

Wicked Game

JustJake

Dance Montage

Clay Aiken - It's My Life

No Mistaken Aiken

clay aiken - JBT, JNT and NAT clips to the tune of A Scat Man

PropertyofClay

Bad to the Bone

Let's Spend the Night Together - A jammie special

Rcknrllmom

You'll Never Walk Alone Montage

MoreMoosetracks

American Idol: Clay Aiken- My Funny Valentine

MyMOAM2

Orphans of God

musicalxnote

These Were The Nights

jenks

Everything - JBT

K4Clay2

Your Face

Sidi Denak

YOU ARE NOT ALONE1/28/06

TwiceTreasured

Right Here Right Now

Miscellaneous

Ryan Seacrest at 2006 SAG Awards- Clay Aiken mention

Angel4u1978

Lucky & Liz ~ 'The Way' Video..SOO SWEET!!!!!!!!

beyondtheflowers

Solitare - A POTO Vid to Solitare

minisoda

Start of Tour

End of Tour

paliking09

hermione and harry love (the Way)

Vanys

Draco and Hermione (the Way)

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Play, all your hard work is really appreciated. I'm going to put your list over on FCAM so it will have a permanent home.

It's still valentine's day. I'm still clay's valentine.

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