#37: Whenever he's ready, I'm ready for whatever he's ready for.

[Couch Tomato]

Ok all you ready and waitin' women.... talk on!!

[Scarlett]

I'm a Girl Scout -- we're always prepared!

ETA: LOL, too many people ready and waiting, couchie!?

[Ansamcw]

hey I got here just in time!!! new thread!!!

[Gibby]

Bringing this over from the other thread so BW doesn't miss it:

Gibby, dahling....I tried to right click and save that thrusting animation to use as my avi, but for some reason Clay isn't thrusting for me. Is there something special you do to make him thrust? Do I have to whisper dirty words in his ear, or put on a bustier and garters? Do you have any sex tips you'd be willing to share with me in order to get my Clay thrusting like yours?

My dear, dear booky. I'm surprised, I am. Your name is bookWHORE, my dear, so I'm befuddled as to why you can't get him thrusting.

Ah, well. Yes, a bustier and garters will help. You must act as though he is the most handsome, studly guy you've ever been with. Have some wine, flirt a little, and look at him coyly, but also a little lustfully. Double entendres make for a fun prelude. Make use of your curves as you suggestively caress him from time to time. If everything has gone well, he should be rather happy to have you there. At this point, don't wait for him to ... er .... take things into his own hands. Be assertive. Throw him on the bed, and ravish him. I think you know what to do at this point.

If not, try this gif:

And thanks for sharing the pic, Paulette! How cool that your hand got lucky!

[Iseeme]

WOO HOO - new thread!!!

Time for a pretty picture.

[Scarlett]

The pictures are pretty, Gibby and Iseeme, but they're kind of small. Do we have any LARGE ones, even repeats (because multiples are good)...

[00lsee]

Gibby, dahling....I tried to right click and save that thrusting animation to use as my avi, but for some reason Clay isn't thrusting for me. Is there something special you do to make him thrust? Do I have to whisper dirty words in his ear, or put on a bustier and garters? Do you have any sex tips you'd be willing to share with me in order to get my Clay thrusting like yours?

Maybe your hand is cold?

[Bookwhore]

Yeah, Scarlett, innocence and light, that's us! We have gotten rid of any witness in that casino in Indio where apparently ONE of us was mistakenly believed to be much more...ahem...PROFESSIONAL LOOKING, shall we say?...than we can claim without pleading the 5th?

merrieeee, Solo, 00lsee - those are the bad girls! You wouldn't believe the cleavage they are willing to show! But it's all for a good cause! I'll remember what it is in a minute.

What is it about Clay fans that we're mistaken for professionals? I was in Indianapolis for a concert, hanging out with JaMar and Aikim and others. We were staying in a fleabag motel right off the interstate and I went outside for a cigarette. It took about 2 minutes before some sleazebag mistook me for a hooker and came over to engage my services. The nerve! That "Do me" look on my face was reserved for Clay, not the local scum. I mean, do I look like a hooker?

Gibby, thanks for the .gif, but my Clay still isn't thrusting. I feel like such a failure as a woman!

Oh lookee...is smiley for me! :22:

ETA: ooo oooo he's thrusting! I feel so.....satisfied.

[annabear]

Ready, willing & able...

[Iseeme]

Ahh Scarlett - ask and you shall receive:

[Gibby]

The pictures are pretty, Gibby and Iseeme, but they're kind of small. Do we have any LARGE ones, even repeats (because multiples are good)...

Yes, M'am, your wish is my command!!

And I just HAD to include these gifs:

ETA: Booky, you did it! Your avi is moving now!

[00lsee]

"I can only do my best, I have to trust you with the rest." (tm CHA)

Somehow, with the current conversation, I read this as "thrust".

Whoo...boy. Sometimes I wish I DID drink.

[Gibby]

Oooops! Double post. Heeeee.

I guess this calls for a few more pictures (but not the same ones, D101!)

How about UNICEF Clay?

[annabear]

Pretty pictures? Multiple pretty pictures? Oh YES!

[Iseeme]

OOlsee.....

[liney23]

Words fail me...

[Gibby]

Wow, there are lots of great pics being posted tonight!

Heee, Anna, we both posted a couple of the same UNICEF pics!

Great minds . . .

OOlsee, what a great avi! I love Clay's smile - it's infectious!

[Cotton]

OMG

Broad shoulders!

Narrow hips!

Narrow waist - the way the bottom of the vest just hits to show off the slim bod!

Did I mention Shoulders??!!!!!

And on that note . . .

[playbiller]

So what is this - saturday night and the wimmen get horny?

[annabear]

Heee, Anna, we both posted a couple of UNICEF pics!

Great minds . . .

But of course!

Another UNICEF pic...

And now for Tulsa SRHP/DCAT, where there were soooo many FCA'ers in attendance that Clay had to point us out...

[keepingfaith]

How about a little sumpin' sumpin (mandatory ellipses)

[Iseeme]

kf - that's adorable. The many faces of Clay Aiken - and a wink, to boot!!!

[Thankful4Clay]

Ahh Scarlett - ask and you shall receive:

Those jeans are packed!

[kimiye]

As long as I'm here, just in time for the anniversary--

Houston 070607 Audio

Scarlett's audio is miles better, but this is the complete concert. Clay made fun of her, too-- not by name but even back where I was sitting I could recognize him mimicking her.

All this, as well as Tulsa, Fort Myers, Tampa, half of West Palm Beach (I'm crying over the loss of set 1, since set 2 is wonderful) and Orlando is either up at the CH and CU, or will be within the next couple of days, if sendspace is a pain.

I'm still working on Orlando, but oh, boy, it is good audio. *Waves at all my Texas and Florida concert buddies!*

[Couch Tomato]

weeeeeeeeeeee thanks Kimiye for the treat!