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OK, somebody fill in those ticky details like times and stuff.

Claygasm and Ldyjocelyn will not experience the joy of my driving to Tulsa but Kimiye will.

I'm scheduled to land at Hobby from JFK at 4:20 on Tuesday afternoon but I'm flying JetBlue so it probably be more like 5:30. Departing flight on Monday at 7 a.m. And then I'll pick you and Scarlett up at the Philly airport 8 days later to repeat the insanity.

Are there any sales or presales I should be aware of for tomorrow? I think I need to check the credit card balances and see what I've been doing this month.....but I'm skeered. I wonder if next summer I'll be scoping out campgrounds instead of hotels in the area of a venue. The year after that I fear it will be park benches.....except I'm worried that the park benches will have to do even when there is no tour going on....totally doable because the City of Houston is going wireless citywide. Ya gotta love this place!

Newark has a presale Monday. I've already told Scarlett no but I said the same thing about Syracuse. I'm looking into selling a kidney just in case. I'm sure she's coming after you and KAndre next if she hasn't already.

Now I haven't seen the MTV show - but I found this hilarious. Especially their 1-800 number (1-800-CLAYISTHEGREATESTHUMANBEINGEVEREVEREVER) and the ring tone was invisible.

The number is part of the original skit which I didn't find to be particularly funny but the spoof is hysterical.

Ok, its Mary. I didn't recognize her with her hair pulled back. But to be honest, I haven't memorized the faces of everyone in Clay's entourage. I only got to know Jamie's face from the Christmas clack.

I know. Bad, bad Clay fan. I hang my head in shame....

Not as bad as me. I've spoken to her and I would still have problems picking her out of a police lineup.

I do believe Perusing One is a Florida by proxy member of the Houston possee and she was the first person off the boards that I stayed with...arrived at the hotel and had no clue what her real name was since I left my little notes at home. I can't even remember how I talked the woman at the front desk into letting me look at the names on hte register so I could find her. LOL.

Apparently, PerusingOne makes a habit of picking up complete strangers in hotels. The first time we ever met was also in her hotel room. Was she in the room when you got there, Couchie? She just left a key for me at the front desk while she went to grab something to eat even though we had only exchanged 3 PMs and 2 phone calls. She didn't know my last name and didn't care when I tried to give it to her. That's right. She just left me alone with all her stuff. Lucky for her, I turned out to be merely insane instead of batshit crazy.

I pulled up front row center pit tickets today. Too bad they were for Chicago at the Woodlands instead of Clay in Knoxville. Hee. Scarlett is cellcerting me right now to test out different settings on her phone. The girl is dedicated.

Appalled? Hell, I wouldn't put it past certain members to claim to be Kay Bailey Hutchison (who probably would get extra-special seats for her entourage and I happen to have a blond wig that fit somebody in our group). Just sayin'.

Oh please. You think Scarlett and I don't have a plan if the tickets we wanted were available right now? It involves "borrowing" a Frisco address, Ticketfast, and Ticketmaster giftcards. Rent? Buy? Amateurs.

I don't drink so what can we blame my insanity on?

I think this is my first post in the main thread. Howdy Y'all!