KAndre

C'mon, let's be fair - why force clazycoffin to listen to those delightful pearls - post a stanza (from memory - and hell, I know it's not just me and calurker who knows this stuff) to highlight the cheeze! Look out! look out! look out! SKID! CRASH!...

Hey! Muskrat Love was by The Captain and Teneille! And they whirled and they twirled and they tango'd Sitting and Something and Something Floatin' like the heavens above Looks like muskrat love! Yeah, dead teenager songs are in a class all by themselves...Leader of the Pack! Is it pitiful that I think I can sing all of these?

Your Body is a Wonderland or Havin' My Baby or Afternoon Delight or He's a Rebel just off the top of my head...

Ooooh, see I was one of those bad people who didn't like live music in general because it didn't sound like my 45 (and no, I wasn't an album person - I was always a singles person). A pop lovin' princess, that's me? The only exceptions were Prince and jazz.

Ha! I had lunch with keepingfaith and apparently accidentally ordered paté. It's still nasty. She's cool with the crazy here.

Fully functional, feh! Pon farr forever! Yeah, like they used to sell OEM software with a nonworking piece of hardware to get around the rules...I'm really iffy on the idea of someone profiting off clack - because that is what would get the whole thing shut down.

You Data-fanatics are just lucky I love you....live long and prosper RULEZ!

As if couchie could actually remember how to turn any such privileges on OR off... Don't be hatin' on my totally nonprofessional opinion on these entertaining psychos! ST:TNG: As if! Next thing, someone will tell me that given the chance, they wouldn't become a power-mad dictator! KAndre looks up, and puts cindilu down for lack of prurient interest in S&M and/or voyeurism...

KAndre marks merrieeee down for obsessive compulsive...

Man, I'm surrounded happy crazy people! No wonder I'm so at home! HA!

When the world wasn't upside down, I could take all the time I had But I'm not going to wait when a moment can vanish so fast 'Cuz every kiss is a kiss you can never get back Lift me up in your eyes If you told me that is what Heaven is, well, you'd be right I've been waiting forever for this This is the night When the answer to all my dreams Is as close as a touch away Why am I here holding back what I'm trying to say? Lift me up in your eyes If you told me that is what Heaven is, well, you'd be right Hold me close to your heart I would go with you to the ends of the Earth and we'll fly I've been waiting forever for this This is the night This is the night where we capture forever and our tomorrows begin After tonight, we will never be lonely again Lift me up in your eyes If you told me that is what Heaven is, well, you'd be right Hold me close to your heart I would go with you to the ends of the Earth and we'll fly I've been waiting forever for this This is the night OK, in reviewing the lyrics backwards, apparently Clay owes us plane tickets, was really into ST:TOS ( ldyj! This is clearly a reference to "The City on the Edge of Forever"), Clay touched my hand so clearly I'm the answer to all of his dreams (Back off, Reed!), and Clay has learned that in kissing at least, possession is nine-tenths of the law. Dang, I'm good!

KAndre gasps in horror, and adds ldyj to the delusionally crazy list and makes a note of luckiest's little oral fixation... Aha! Expanding on my dead equine, Clay actually nonverbally committed himself to me in a long term relationship! I have poorly captured video proof! Yeah, he just asked me specific questions like my name and stuff, but he held my hand and eyefucked me one-on-one. Who knows the breach of promise statutes? I think I'm entitled to something!

Fat vs. voluptuous? Hell, I can call myself "skinny" and dare anyone to say jack shit to me (of course, my doctor will just roll his eyes and give me Clay-level subtle hints to lose about half of my bodacious ass). Hate the term - fine, but honestly some hating on it doesn't make it a bad term. Hell, actual "Playmates" are still around and will probably use that term as long as it works for them. Anyhoo, I love many of you crazy people (especially those not in denial) KAndre waves madly at canfly while quietly underscores, highlights and puts three asterisks by smitten (one asterisk is in case KAndre has to finish her master's and they always seem to want literature or grammar or white space and stuff and she'll have someone to sponge off of) and luckiest1 (hell, Halle might have deserved a Purple Heart for making out with Billy Bob - which after viewing I needed brain cleanser for, but Oscar? Ha!). Many women do seem to be freakishly hard on each other - not sure why. But I know the only people I feel embarrassed for are people I can fix - which covers me, my son (oh yes, he embarrasses me and I'll fix him!) and any dude lucky enough to sleep with me. The Super Bowl totally rocked but I switched over to the Kitten Half-time show since I've never particularly cared for Bruce. New dead horse to beat? Lessee...ooooo, I know! Future eye-fucks - does that make Clay a total "---" tease (use your own scatalogical term)? He knows he ain't gonna follow through - he's wrong, wrong, WRONG! Therefore he owes me a great deal of pity making out (and more) since he has led me on since To Love Somebody...see, he completely LIED with his body language! Ooh! I am filled with self-righteous wrath! And everyone who disagrees with me is trying to crush my individuality! Denzel owes me some making out too. And Brosnan.

I am so with couchie on the "don't care" wagon except for one thing...Hell, I knew this whole Clay thing was crazy back in '03. But personally, I think I deserve a little crazy. I think incredible numbers of people are crazy such as people who would buy something or vote for someone because some celebrity told them too - helicopter parents - members of PETA - vegetarians - people who claim they can tell when their martinis are shaken or stirred - people who think Halle Berry deserved that Oscar for Monster's Ball - people who prefer ST:TNG over ST:TOS - people who like poetry - people who inject collagen in their lips - people who sit all the way through horror movies - people who think lima bean pie is a good thing - people who spend hours on end playing Everquest or WoW instead of AoE III or Cleopatra or the Sims - or my boss who claimed "numbnuts" is not a vulgar term (he claimed it had something to do with handtools - yeah right)...the list goes on and on and on... Crazy is as crazy does...and my crazy is and will be a hell of a lot of fun. As long as they enjoy their crazy and it doesn't impact me in a negative way, I say let the crazy rock on. Now constant bitching? Especially under the guise of "ooooh, I'm just expressing my opinion about how something you like totally sucks donkey balls and yes, I have a context of I have taste and you don't but I have enough plausible deniability that I'll try to make you look like a whiner if you object" does impact me negatively and I don't enjoy it and therefore don't participate in that and try to avoid the people who do it. Claymate? No worse than "trekkie" or "four-eyes" or "smart-ass" or "Miss Thang" - all of which I've been called. Hasn't stopped me from watching Trek (though that new movie is so anti-canonical it should explode on contact, I'll go see it anyhoo), wearing my glasses, being smart or having a divalicious attitude.

CH definitely has a vault - CH and CV both manage ClackUnlimited. The "Mandy was a dog" meme is definitely not true - though Barry really didn't like Mandy - as if I cared! Lotus, I can't see anyone disagreeing with you - Clay definitely wasn't what Simon was looking for - I think many people's problem was the implication that he wasn't pop star material at all.

McCartney was sort of cute back in the day!

eyes claytonic's list... The only one I like is Hugh...and since I'm only interested in hot Aussie guys for my prurient interests, I don't care about their priorities! We're good to go. OMG! Stephen Colbert was HILARIOUS tonight! He had on Paul McCartney! Please, please, please let keepingfaith to have seen this! And Sir Paul agreed with me that his biggest hit of "She Loves Ya"! I think Colbert is the 5th Beatle now. And to me at least, Sir Paul looks like merrieeee. He sounds like her too. Freaky!

pats wandacleo sympathetically while trying to keep a straight face...

Hmmm....Clay is Wicked Awesome! Works for me! Though I think the eHP was thinking of Hawaii/Buenos Aires this summer (which would be winter/fall in Argentina, but I like off-season travel too...hmmm)

Winter here, summer in Australia! I'm thinking Qantas has a zone thingie - some of our Aussie buds need to tell us which is the best itinerary as Australia is a titch large...Qantas mentions a Wine and Culture one (Los Angeles to Sydney to Melbourne to Adelaide to Brisbane to Los Angeles) but it doesn't seem to include koalas and the reef (I'm a touristy tourist!)

I love Chinese - it's simply one of the few things I won't put cheese on to eat. However did I guess that one of the sweet, innocent posters here would somehow make my totally innocuous post about naughty activities? Though I thought it would be merrieeee...and frankly as Clay is a dude, he would probably read the sentence the same way... I am the white space QUEEN! Good with short sentences too! Australia in the summer for the short clad dudes of course!

Excessively friendly hot guys in shorts? My kind of place, clearly! My man Clay tends to sound lickably good, no matter what he sings. Now, I have to admit, sometimes Clay seems to want me to lick the aural equivalent of brussel sprouts (and yeah, I know we have some total and complete freaks that I love to death who adore those little balls of oral death and yes, Sailing comes to mind... but you may get the impression I don't like them. You would be right.) but his voice is the cheese that makes anything (well, except Chinese food) edible. I'm working on my metaphors today!

I gotta admit, I'm not quite getting the "too young" thing about covers...hell, one of Destiny's Child's first hits was Emotions, which was a big time cover...not to mention the whole "Moulin Rouge" thing with Lady Marmalade...but then, all I tend to want in music I like is for the artist to bring something new to the table... Australia, Australia...hmm, I haven't been to Australia yet...full of hot guys, yes?

Chain of Fools was originally by Aretha (at least that's the first version I heard), so yeah, definitely R&B. R&B covers would rule my world! Al Green is my main R&B/soul man...

Our dear Mr. Aiken (bless his little pea-pickin' heart) all the fuckin' time constantly occasionally makes up entire verses hasn't actually learned the words to any songs sings random words/lyric /songs. I love him for it! We know for a fact he doesn't lip sync.