canfly172

Holy Shit.

Thud.

Gurgle.

Droool.

Gah.

Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' 'bout, right there.

Good god.

I'm taking quite a few 'moments' here, folks.

Dayum.

YES! Let him be like this when he makes his new splash as a Decca artist! Gah.

I'm toast.

I think she likes it?

You know I've wondered before from the AI Pool clip if Clay actually doesn't go into water -- or if he just didn't want to expose his body on camera. Maybe he's thinks it's more exposable these days? Wouldn't we all just die with a picture of a buff Clay at the pool or beach!

Somebody asked him at the OFC if he knew how to swim and he said that no, he doesn't know how to swim. In this day and age, that totally surprised me. I wonder if he didn't experience something scary/traumatic when he was younger that he doesn't want to talk about.

I'm just wondering how he got that tan between Atlanta and yesterday...its only been a week right? He certainly didn't look that tan in those Airport pictures.

Kim

Let's compare:

WTF?

A type of simian you won't find on Pluto

+

Without them, sooner or later canfly can't fly.

Moneys?

You're one letter off....

=

Grease????

And how the hell Scarlett got Grease out of that I'll never know.

Flying grease monkeys on Pluto? :duh: :idgi:

I'm just gonna stare at this instead...

Seem to me this merry-go-round has stopped here before, lol.

Whatever.

The Way - One Dayum hawt lookin' dude

Money?

Monies?

Them?

Monkeys are simians but I don't need no demmed monkeys flying my plane. One nut behind the wheel (yoke) is quite enuff, TYVM.

Without them, sooner or later canfly can't fly.

Planes? Wings? Ailerons? Rudders? Elevators? Fuel ?(nope...that's an it) Moneys?

It seems that decca has noticed our enthusiasm!

20 minutes ago from webdeccalabelgroup .

Following You follow deccalabelgroup

deccalabelgroup's tweets appear in your timeline.

"Great to hear from all of you! Glad to hear that you share our enthusiasm about Clay!"

http://twitter.com/DeccaLabelGroup

Kewl. Now tell 'em the picture is the bestest evah.

Loved this from the CV:

To: Clay Aiken's Stylist, Clay Aiken's Publicist, Clay Aiken's Manager, Head of Decca Records, Clay Aiken's Personal Assistant and especially to CLAY AIKEN!

From: Your...drool, slobber, thud...fans

Re: Attached picture

Please study the attached picture; note every detail, from the sunglasses on the head, the hair length and color, the stubble (just the right amount) and the outfit...especially notice the jeans (takes a moment).

Your mission is to make sure that Clay Aiken adheres to this look at all times...especially while in concert, meet and greets (Oh Lord!) and any and all personal appearances.

At no time must he deviate from the "look"...(okay, the stubble may bother Parker, so he can shave in his off time)

I might also suggest that full length thudmats be designed to be sold at the OFC and all concerts for the safety and comfort of your fans (oxygen and defibrillators might not be a bad idea either)

Your prompt attention to the above matter is greatly appreciated.

(please excuse the drool and lipstick marks on the picture)

personal to Clay: "Are your sure you are gay? Really, really sure?

Just checking out my new avatar...

...and letting ya'll know that a DIFFERENT poll, this one for our next thread title, is at the top of the page!

Looks like another blow out

came really close to voting for Clay's pickle though

I'd say Clay's pickle is doing quite well, TYVM, lol. I was gonna say, ya should take out the question mark though, lol.

Really Clay IS like a box of chocolates cuz were any of us expecting THIS today? Hell no!

This is impressive full-size!

Oh.My.God. I have never right clicked and saved so fast in my life.

It's good practice. Just hope you didn't sprain a finger, lol.

The banner is lovely, but the fingers on his shoulder are kinda creepy.

Invisible hands on the smaller pictures, lol.

What's the code for the little TM again?

I cropped. I painted out the Decca dude's shirt!

GAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

NEW PICTURE

New tweet - Clay Aiken with David Novik, Head of A&R @deccalabelgroup

http://twitpic.com/fhr6u

It's official - Clay Aiken is a fucking stallion!!! Look at that torso. He looks like he's been working hard on that new hard body!!

Holeeeeeeeeeee SHIT!!!

*done like dinner*

A type of simian you won't find on Pluto

Simian could be a person, so could be Charie Brown, My Girl, Little Drummer Boy, Rosanna, Mandy....they're all Simians, lol.

Someone Else's Star?

*scratches head and imagines a fish with a helpless heart*

I don't get it either Scarlett, lol.

Ironically, Sparky's latest Name That Tune clue at NNHB is: "Entirely hide the organ from view" Somehow, I think it must have something to do with the word heart, lol.

that says "I love Clay's organ" right?

OK,

A type of simian you won't find on Pluto

Just saw that you'd actually left a clue, lol. Off to do some pontificating...

Clay ever sing anything called Space Monkeys, lol???

Human Touch? No huh? People? People who need people?

I think it might help to be less smart at least for me.

I googled organ pipe coral after she gave that hint, and got a site I can't find now which also mentioned the reed coral. So I thought the latter part of the clue had to do with Reed. Troubling news for Reed. I also knew that from the hints that the song was not recorded and not performed on tour, so that left a much smaller pool of possibilities. I lucked out on a title with "heart" in it after the next hint, and after that it really was easy. Up til then, not so much.

Canfly, it really helps to look here when pondering, although remember, it doesn't cover the last few years.

Kewl. A cheat list!

That's a lot of stuff! Was looking at the lost clack stuff. Still ticks me off that we never got the rest of the Kimmel ATDW Pontiac Garage performances and the rest of Kyrie and and the rest of Ashes. Don't they realize that we'd PAY for a DVD? I soooooooo could have had clack of the Kimmel Garage stuff but I THOUGHT tht I was going to be getting into the studio, so didn't take the camcorder along. I so coulda busted the bag check. Kicks self forever.

I did ask one question in the middle of all of the babble but the first time I asked I typed [ code]

 button DO anything? Or do you gotta replace the word "code' with anothe bb code?

I have no idea.

What good are ya?

Still thinking of a clue.....

I wouldn't mind if it were simple but fun. I tend to like those types of clues as much if not more than the difficult ones. Sometimes it's just all about the FUN

Yeah! Yeah! Fun clues for the simpletons!

Tears Run Dry - Clay Aiken and somebody who actually got to record it and I don't care who.

Clay's chin, Raleigh

canfly, me thinks you are trying to skew the voting.

Ouch

It was already way ahead anyhow, lol.

I also remember this pic because one day a co-worker, a gay man, was in my office and when he saw the picture, he said something about the "is he or isn't he?" conversations going on about Clay. I told him that so far as Clay had said, he wasn't gay so that's what I was going with. He looked at me and said, "Amy...LOOK at that picture. He's gay."

Gay or not, it's a breathtaking picture of a beautiful man...the eyes, the smirk that promises fun and laughs and naughtiness..the freckles...gah. I loved it then and I love it now.

Explain how in that picture he looks "gay". IDGI

Ask the gay co-worker why is it that he thinks Clay looks "gay" in that picture. That's a gay EF or what?

I personally never really cared for the Elle pictures.

Would a 90 degree rotation help?

Closer/higher res?

Closer/higher res and a 90 degree rotation combined?

*dies*

No contest! I'll take one "sex on the grass" please!

See?

Can you tell she hangs out with buttr or WHAT?

Everything I Don't Need - Clay Aiken

Question for the admins: do we implement flood control for screen refreshes?

What the heck would that be for, lol? Like everybody's sitting here refreshing their screens practising for the next time tickets on on sale for something Clay related?

I think you gave the poor woman so many instructions she'll probably not be back for a month now.

Sparky's quite used to my babble. She'd come back and say she never even reads what I type when it's techobabble. She'll usually say, "That's nice dear" or something like that.

They I'll yell that she "deared" me and all will be right with the world.

Just post a long-haired snowflake pitchur and she'll be happy, lol.

I did ask one question in the middle of all of the babble but the first time I asked I typed [ code]

without the space and it vanished, lol. Does the

 button DO anything? Or do you gotta replace the word "code' with anothe bb code?

Hey, I didn't design Invision boards, youknowwhatImean.

It wuz designed by a man wuzn't it?

Sorry? What wuz the clue again lol?

How do you select quote.

At the bottom of each post, you'll see a quote button. Click on that button, and then whenever you click reply (until you close the board), you'll see all the posts you quoted, with tags already done.

Huh?

Not exactly my experience, lol...if you keep clicking quote buttons on posts (green quote buttons go red and the + signs turn into - signs) in one thread (say the Welcome thread) and then leave that open and take a break and go over to the Main thread in another window to check what's happening and you click reply, then all of the posts that you clicked quote buttons for, will appear in your reply window in the wrong thread. Not that I've ever done that in the last couple of days or anything, lol.

Once you actually click "Add Reply" to whatever you keep in that reply window, and take out the stuff that you didn't want in that window, then you're back to square one and all of those previously quoted posts that you quoted in the other thread won't be remembered any more.

Sparky's very confused now isn't she?

Do over.

SPARKY!!!

Wake up!

If you want to quote only one person's post, then don't click the quote button below their post, click the reply button to the bottom right of their post. The reply window will pop up. Carry on.

If you want to multiple quote, then click the quote button to the bottom right of each post that you want to quote (it will turn red and + sign will turn into a - sign) and once you're done "collecting" posts to quote, then click the reply button AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE. All of the posts that you wanted to quote (the posts with the red - signs) will appear in your reply window. Start at the top and then under each one, type what you wanna say...

You can take out some of the person's post if you just want to comment on one part of it.

You can also do it the old fashioned way: Open two windows and copy whatever ya wanna quote into your reply box in the other window" method. Rest is same as on regular Invision. Highlight what you wanna quote and click the quote button ( talking bubble symbol).

How do you post your own images.

At the top of the box you write your posts in, you'll see 10 buttons. There are two with green + marks in them. In between those two is the "insert image" button. Click on it, and a box will appear in which you can put the web address of your photo.

The problem is that you gotta go to PB ANYHOW to get the IMG code, so it's just as easy to copy the code from PB and paste directly into the reply window isn't it?

Sparky hon?

You losing it or something? We had to do it that way for yeeeeeeeeeeears on Ezboard and then on Regular Invision at the old NHB, lol? 4th box down under your picture in PB. And you know how to do the multiple pictures back-to-back PB thing...cuz you taught me like 3 years ago, lol.

JMH? You're gonna have to excuse the poor dear, she's sick.

You can put your cursor over each button (without clicking) and text identifying the purpose of the button will appear.

Now, I have a question. JMH, What's the purpose of the [ code]

You can also use img tags--img before and /img after, both with brackets around them: []

That's the 4th code under your PB picture thing.

Or, there is a upload button below the box you write your post in, and then after you upload, you can put that image in your post somehow or another that I forgot.

Sparky, You're making it too complicated. Just stick the old PB IMG codes in lol.

Anytime you quote somebody's post, all of the image codes from their post will appear in your reply window. When you click Add Reply, they'll be included too.

You CAN however include pictures using the browse button under your reply window....

I should try that sometime huh?

Well, I just did and it says it's attached. It's cheerleaders, lol. My guess is that they'll be at the bottom of my post?

I notice no pics in siggy's. Is that a rule?

Yup, sorry.

How do I understand the clues here. Is there a FCA Name That Tune For Dummies book?

Ask your bud canfly. She started this game.

Now wait a cotton pickin' minute! Rulz is in the first post. The examples I gave were the "re-word the title" type ones but I did say that participants could give clues if they wanted too. So...Scarlett and JMH and Treenuts (she's buttr's nutty friend, btw) kinda ran with that part.

Disclaimer: Their clues are their own "creative" concoctions and in no way reflect the views, ideas, opinions or IQ level of the creator of this thread.

ETA: cheerleaders are in the dark and they ain't movin', lol.

one? Is it just so you take out the word code and put in something else you want it to do from the BB Code Help list?

Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns N' Roses

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