keepingfaith

You mean that's the first time that's happened to you? I just received my new card last week from my most recent brain fog at the ATM. I think what happens with me is I forget that I actually put my card into the machine and didn't just swipe it and put it back in my purse. So I walk away like a moron ... and especially if someone is with me and I happen to be talking ....

Just to catch up: Loved the moustache bit on DWTS last night. Didn't care who won because they were all great. Agree that Jordin "wiped the floor" with Blake last night. Tried incessantly to vote for Clay for the Season 2 Finals and never got through .... and no one I knew at the time (about a half-dozen of us here in town) were able to get anything other than the fast busy "circuits overloaded" signal on the Clay line. And because of the high-fiving at the judge's table when results were read, I was sickened by the whole thing and have never voted for anyone on any reality show since and probably never ever will. Believe that Clay's hair is so important to people because it changes his appearance dramatically -- changes his age -- changes him from innocence to royal hotness -- changes him from goober to gorgeous -- and back again. I love the darker hair with long bangs because when he peaks out from underneath those bangs and bats those sexy eyes with long, darkened eyelashes ... as he came out and stood behind Sandecki last year ... I almost thud to death. And ... for anyone who missed Kimmel last night ... and the bit he did about Paula's broken nose ... PAULA'S BROKEN NOSE

RCA has put up the DWTS appearance on Clay's MySpace -- and identified it as a comedy skit with Kimmel. And, they have the Kimmel rerun listed for tomorrow night. RCA did it. Really they did!!!

I'm buying a ticket, Clayzorback. I'm buying a ticket. I haven't thought beyond that. I suppose flying will be necessary ... but I'll think about that tomorrow! And just think ... you'll be the very first person I don't know that I'll be "sleeping" with! HA!!!

Doesn't the DWTS results show come on after AI? I don't think they'll be up against each other unless Idol is over an hour tomorrow night.

Yes, it's all true. I was hoping to retain a smidgeon of personal dignity, but NOOOOOOO, I'm totally exposed now as a shameless glitter whore -- a minion available to drive people I don't know across states lines and to sleep with strangers. Hello, my name is keepingfaith and I'm KAndre's minion and I'm going to buy a ticket for Tampa on Wednesday ...

I'm driving, Clayzor. And taking on passengers!

All the ideas are good ones ... and I'm good to go with whatever is decided. I'm easy ... which is a no-brainer since I'm doing Clay a thousand different ways this summer!

Don't envy me, Couchie. No time off until July, just back to a work environment that will be quieter and more casual for awhile. And I'll be ready when it picks up again in August. In the meantime, I have this blessed down time to focus on what's really important ... namely, attending my first Clay Aiken concert!

Clayzor -- My financial project ended last month, finals ended last night, graduation is tomorrow, this place is empty today, beginning Monday it's jeans and tshirts for a couple of months, all's right with the world!!!!! Now where were those Screaming Orgasms ... ?

I'm adding that to my job description right now!!

Actually, that was from the JnaT (Detroit??) when someone called out 'does it [scortadura] mean your scoring on the tour' and Clay said something like, 'unfortunately, no' ... so maybe we can use it for "Doing Clay Aiken" this summer. I think it would be fun to have shirts made up regarding the "I did Clay Aiken" theme. Maybe give a couple of the best ones to Clay.

And now some Variations on the Theme ...... Scortadura = We’re Scoring On The Tour I did Clay on the Symphony Tour and he was Molto Passionato (very passionate) I did Clay on the Symphony Tour and he was Magnifico (magnificent) I did Clay on the Symphony Tour and he was Virtuoso (performed with exceptional artistry) I did Clay on the Symphony Tour and he was Vivacissimo (very lively) I did Clay on the Symphony Tour and he was Strepitoso (loud and noisy) I did Clay on the Symphony Tour and it was Sostenudo (sustained and lengthened) I did Clay on the Symphony Tour and it was Rallentando (slow and deliberate) I did Clay on the Symphony Tour and it was Marcatissimo (very accentuated) and last but not least .... I did Clay on the Symphony Tour for the Bisbigliando! (soft tremolo performed by lightly and rapidly moving fingers back and forth across the strings) And now ... back to the job.

This may be his Symphony Tour ... but it's now officially my DOING CLAY AIKEN TOUR!!!!

I did Clay in Tennessee and it was SMOOTH I did Clay in Knoxville and I'm Knoxed Up

I definitely like the "and he really performed" one. And it could work anywhere.

I did Clay in Georgia and it is ON MY MIND

I did Clay in Orlando and it was HARD as a ROCK!

I did Clay in California and he burned me down!

I want that shirt!!! Maybe .... "I Did Clay in Texas and it was HOT!

I'm not Muski, but I can tell you what the acronyms mean. EAYOR is a part of Red Hot Topic, and stands for Enter at Your Own Risk. There's steamy fanfic there, including Muski's smutty tales. CMSU means 'crack my shit up.' Thanks, Gibby! Makes perfect sense now.

Okay, muski, help a poor backward girl out .... what is EAYOR? .... and what is CMSU? .... and there are others that go past me that I can't even think of right now. I'm near braindead at the moment, but Clay is bringing me around. Sex On The Beach ... sounds great right about now. A drink would be nice, too! Joe's Stone Crab in Miami Beach sure brings back memories for me. But as I remember it's only open during stone crab season, which is something like October through April as I recall. But enough Sex On The Beach and you don't need stone crab. Or enough Hot Nuts. Ever had a shot of Hot Nuts????

Totally {{{sigh}}}

Anybody see Clay's comment on Quiana's MySpace from earlier today -- oh my GOODNESS!!!!! www.myspace.com/quianaparler ETA: To change yesterday to today. I'm been working so much I don't know what day it is!

I broke down and bought a ticket for Tulsa and now I'm considering transporation options. Are there any travel plans from Houston ... driving vs. flying? Can't decide, but if I'm going to fly I need to make reservations this week.