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Happy Birthday Clay! Jin and Sayid? What about Sawyer! I mean is there anyone on Lost any hawter than Sawyer....I don't think so. Of course, Clay is definitely the hawtest, so I'll be taping Lost so I can follow the cellcert. He is going to be so touched by the birthday wishes from his fans. You know he must expect something is going to happen. Heck....he probably has read all about it on the boards. Really looking forward to seeing videos of tonight concert. It's gonna be good!

bottlecap - a great big BWAH to you....you crack me up! I'm getting really excited about the JNT2 and I'm not even going, but I will be here at FCA to read all the cellcert info. Clay writing vignettes!!! This is going to be so good....can't wait to start downloading. One last thing....Dear Great Pumpkin.....I'm adding my request to please give us Clay in black pants...you know like the ones he wore when he said he was afraid they would split when he tried to get back up on stage.....oh, yeah, those pants.

BWAH LuvTugs!!! Love your skit....Clay really has a wonderful collection of clothes. He is at least never boring. I love that his "look" changes all the time, even his hairstyle. But, please Clay, do something else with your hair. I'm not too fond of the current style....but he's still cute....oh my, yes he's very cute.

Thanks everyone for keeping me up to date on the OFC goings on. I didn't know about the JBT items on sale. Since I didn't get to go to any concerts I had already ordered the tour book and keychain from the website. I might go check out what else they have, but I'm sure I won't be spending $100... spending too much already on pins. Even though I'm a member of the OFC I never go to the site unless I read that Clay has blogged or there's new pictures up. I like it much better here on FCA.....such a nice place....nice people....and some really hilarious "what will they come up with next" people. (Hi bottlecap !!!)

I'm going to say this fast and then run......it's $2.68 where I live in Texas....bye!

I totally agree on hoping that the JBT hair is back. I'm not too fond of the recent hair style he's had the last few weeks. It looked soooooo good during the tour. You know that with Clay and Kimmel together there will be plenty of Clay giggles and of course, lots of snark.

The only ones I have prices for are: Use Your Voice - $5.75 West Virginia - $2.80 Most of the others I got in trades, don't have or just didn't write down cost. Guess I was afraid to see how much I've spent!

What do I find when I come home from work and check out my favorite board? First thing I notice is a strange message posted with my name. I didn't write that! So....I then find out Couch Tomato has been exerting her power and wiping out my entire message and replacing it with one of her own. It's okay Couchie..... that would be the kind of thing that would happen to me....trying to reply and accidently wiping someone out. For those of you who didn't read my post I was just letting you know that I live in the north part of Texas, close to Oklahoma, so I am not near the area where the hurricane may hit. My thoughts are with those of you who do live in that area. I really love the Good News pin. That is a gorgeous picture of a very gorgeous man. That will be a very special pin....also love the FCA logo pins, but can't decide on which color. All this talk of stripping Clay.....it's a good thing we can't get near his closet.....there wouldn't be anything left....even the Fugly Jacket would be gone...oh and that weird sweater he wore (I think on the Kimmel show) that had the big collar on one side.

KAndre is from Houston and she let us know a couple of days ago she was evacuating. Hopefully she got out before the freeway became a parking lot. I have a 1st cousin that was in that long line of cars yesterday. She was praying she had enough gas to get out.

I was going to put dibs on the blue suede shoes, but ldyjocelyn beat me to them.....so I'm going for the torn jeans he wears during When Doves Cry. Those sexy and oh so holey jeans may not be the "pants of perfection", but I do love those little torn holes. In other news......no concert in Texas.....again. I am happy for all of you that will be able to see him live in concert. I ask only that you please try to get good clack for those of us poor souls having to miss his Clayness. I do agree with everyone about Clay's being on The Insider. I think this is a way for everyone to see how he handles himself and good practice for him. Something is going to happen in the future and I think he is experimenting and trying out different things to see what might be possible for him. Also think a lot of people have their eye on Clay. They know what an incredible fan base he has and know we will follow him and support whatever he chooses to do. I can't wait to see what he surprises us with next!

Okay....how about: The Care and Feeding of Small Dogs and Penguins - The basics of Kibbles N' Bits and fish. How to get your presents to Clay - This covers the basics of approaching Jerome and Nick with a gift for Clay, without looking like a deranged, drooling, psycho, thudding fan. Calming yoga and breathing techniques are included. Forgot to add: Our boy will be working tonight.....surely he wouldn't bring a date...but I would love it if he did!

Just wanted to wish ldyjocelyn a very happy birthday today. I would get out my old cheerleading outfit to give a big cheer for your birthday, but I kinda doubt I could get into it anymore......but I will shake by pom poms in a salute to our head cheerleader's birthday. Have a good one. I'm going to be glued to the TV tonight watching for glimpses of Clay and will have VCR going in case I do see him, and of course will want to go back to see his beautiful face again and again and....

He blogs, he blogs, oh baby, when he......oh nevermind. Just wanted to let everyone know Clay has a new blog up at the OFC. Very snarky Clay.

Twas three months before Christmas And Clay fans from all the states Are spending hours and hours Searching for concert dates. The pleas can be heard For each concerts location But he’s keeping us guessing He said “Across the nation” But Clay so knows That we will always be there And that we will always Follow him anywhere. But Clay if you’re reading this I want to make one thing clear Christmas in Texas Would be perfect with you here. Hi everyone! Just sitting here wishing for a very Clay Christmas in Texas.....sigh.....he skipped us last year at Christmas and it doesn't look good for this year. Think I'll write a letter to Santa. I've been a good girl....really I have.

Couch Tomato - I think your secret is out. I can just imagine what everyone was thinking when they saw your Clay wallpaper. She's a Claymate! You just remember that we all know what a funny, snarky, sexy, beautiful voiced person he is.....and someday the world will know. I mean anyone who changes their name because of Clay is a total Claymate....hee, hee. bottlecap - You just crack me up.....no way can I keep up with you. Love your conversation with the Lurkers and pin thread people.....so true. I should know because I have been both (and still am, although I'm getting better about the lurking part) ansa - welcome back! I kinda included you (and a few others) in my skits....hope you don't mind....bottlecap made me do it.....okay, not really....I take all the blame. It gets kinda quiet in here and just wanted to hopefully give everyone a little chuckle. Attn: Lurkers......come join the fun. I promise I won't include you in any skits or stories (unless of course you want to be included.....then watchout!) ansa mentioned updating the pin section......gotta go

Thanks for the link. He is looking mighty fine, but I don't really like the collar flat like that. Guess I don't know fashion.

Somehow I have missed the before and after collar pictures. Bottlecap mentioned seeing them at GBB. What is that? Probably should know, but guess I'm a little dense right now. Worked 14 hours yesterday. Couldn't sleep last night so at 2:00 A.M. my last "skit" started percolating in my brain and I had to get up and write it out before I forgot it. Can someone tell me where to find the collar pictures?

Couch Tomato - I love your Clayventures! I missed seeing any of the JBT concerts, so I'm really enjoying reading about your adventures. Can't wait for the next one. I do have one question.....have I missed the story about the alcohol? Of course, I have a sneaky suspicion I know where it went LOL (just not sure when and where). bottlecap - That sounds like my kind of evening....Clay and Krispy Kremes....WOO HOO!....can't get much better. Also, wanted to apologize for forgetting to mention your fabulous shoes in my story. Those Manolos you were wearing were stunning. I was just jealous because you looked so good in them.

The red carpet is lined with fans waiting for a glimpse of the stars. It’s Emmy night and all the stars are there, when a white stretch limo pulls up. You can hear the whispers among the crowd. The rumors are flying. You can feel the excitement and anticipation in the air. The limo driver comes around and opens the door……and Ansa steps out, checking with the officials that everything is ready for HIS arrival… red carpet (check)….screamings fans (check)….no swimming pools nearby (check). Next out of the limo is ldyjocelyn , head hoochie mama cheerleader….she’s got the crowd really going….she’s shaking those pom poms. Then…...a black boot (size 13 ½) steps out….followed by another black boot….then long lean legs….and the crowd is screaming and pushing forward, but Ansa has the guards lined up keeping them back. You know how he hates crowds! They can’t believe he’s here…but it’s true. It’s Clay!!!!! Striding confidently down that red carpet in a black suit designed by txflwrgrl …who spent an enormous amount of time making sure that every inch of that body was measured and re-measured and that the suit fit perfectly. txflwrgrl also followed close behind Clay every step making sure the material was perfectly smooth (and using her hands to smooth any wrinkles). Walking all around Clay were buzztechie and skatejoy . Their cameras were capturing every move…every grin….every long stride. Following behind him was diamondjake2001 holding onto 3 leashes for her puppy, Raleigh and the penquin (Clay insisted they bring the penquin). Next was Couch Tomato She had her hands up high and holding a LTS book and was muttering something about….it’s one word, not two, and can I put my hands down now?” What was that all about! Of course, right next to Clay was bottlecap , his snarky comments writer. She was busy whispering snarky things to say in Clay’s ear. He giggled a lot and then said “I can’t say that…..that’s just dirty!”. Just as Clay was near the entrance tragedy happened. buzzie and skatejoy got a little too close and looked directly into the Aiken stare. Those piercing green eyes melted their lenses and caused their toes to curl up, then they passed out. It was unbelievable…..all around the Aiken ladies started falling over and the bodies piled up. The men couldn’t believe what had happened, but those of us who were behind Clay and had narrowly missed the “look” knew what had happened. We lived to tell the tale and to warn others of the risks you take when the Aiken decides to turn those bedroom eyes on you. Be warned!

Skatejoy - Those pictures are incredible....I love #5.....Clay is unbelievably sexy in that one and #8 with Angela......all I can say is.... I want to be Angela!!!

Bwah! Thanks so much for volunteering to be Clay's mystery woman. I don't know where he could possibly find anyone to fill that role. (me.....me....pick me!) And it's so kind of you to let him nibble on your ear and put your hand on his lovely rear that most of the time is hidden by those long shirts. bottlecap you are such a kind hearted soul, but if you are unable to fulfill you duties at any time I will be glad to sacrifice myself for the good of all.

I did it again......lost another post......hit something by mistake and POOF my post is gone......dang it! bottlecap - don't give up yet on the Clique order. I ordered over a month ago and just got it yesterday. I got the JBT program and a keychain - since I didn't get to go to the concerts. It's been a real slow pin week for me. I finally got a package today with 5 pins in it. I'm one of those still waiting....and waiting....and waiting.....on the MOAF and the MNClayFans pins. I'm trying to be patient, but 3 months is a long time. Skatejoy and Buzztechie are a high standard to shoot for. I'm not sure my writing skills as part of a skit team would match up to their standards as photographers. Oh well.....you do the best you can. My problem is trying to be as funny as bottlecap.......it's just not possible.

bottlecap ....glad you enjoyed my story! That was my first attempt at writing anything, but you inspired me with your writing. Gotta go to work now and pay for my Clay obsession, but will see what other "scenes" I can come up with later. Oh.....and sorry about your exploding ovaries!

Back at Casa Clayton...(bottlecap - hope you don't mind my adding to the story!) Clay and friends are still throwing around ideas for the Christmas Tour. Nutcracker is out, so are the penguins, and the acrobatic thingy. Everyone was coming up with all these wild, crazy ideas they think will keep the fans happy, but Clay is not happy with any of them. "No...No...No" he says. "It's got to be something really unique. I want my fans....especially my FCA girls....to scream my name with passion". Finally, Clay has an idea he thinks will guarantee a packed house of screaming, fainting, drooling, (etc.) ladies. "Angela, Quiana, and Jacob will be dressed as elves.....no on second thought, just Jacob. Angela and Quiana will wear something red with white fur (fake fur, of course) and very sexy. And I will be Santa with a red leather jacket and tight red leather pants (okay.....this is me....the writer of this fantasy...and I have to take a moment to savor the thought of tight red leather pants...... oh my.......okay, back to the story) "With all the red leather I will of course, wear a white t-shirt. My gals all expect that and I like to keep them looking". "In the past I have always brought someone on stage with me to sing or dance, but this time I will play Santa and have them sit on my lap and ask what they want for Christmas" (okay...this is me again......gotta think about this.....I'm brought on stage by Clay....he sits down on the steps.....I stare into those beautiful green eyes.....he tells me he heard I've been a very bad girl......and asks me to sit on his lap.....I sit and he calls me his darling.....okay, maybe he just said "oooommmmph!!!!".......but, this is my fantasy, so I'm sticking with "darling") Clay all of a sudden changes his mind about having a fan sit on his lap and instead decides to sit on their lap. Oh yeah, baby!

I'm sure this is going to continue through the Christmas Tour and beyond. There are just so many of us that are really enjoying collecting all the pins, although I may have to get a second job! I'm really looking forward to seeing the Christmas designs all these talented people come up with. When I started this back in June there wasn't that many pins and I thought I wouldn't go more than a couple dozen, but now I have over 100 pins. The cost of each doesn't seem like much, until you add it up! (I can't bring myself to actually add it up). I am thankful that I bought the LARGE pin bag. So, bring on the Christmas pins......and I'm off to empty the change jar (anybody have any penny rollers?)