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I just checked my listings, Kubhla Khandre,( this show has taken over my mind) and it's on my time EST from 1-3 p.m. today. They keep repeating it. I don't even know when it's really on. I missed the Persia eppy- must watch!

I'm lovin' all these scenarios. To add to play's "shut-in" scenario, I have it on authority from a "special" contact that only I know but can't share (neener) that Clay has taken to wearing Kleenex boxes (extra large) for shoes due to germaphobia and mentoring sessions with Howie Mandel, his new bestest friend. The dogs are now suspect and must run around in little "bubbles" with just their feet sticking out. He is courting glamorous starlets and designing a new airplane- model airplane that is. To add to Kandre's P. Diddy as new manager scenario, Clay has just signed on as the special new celebrity contestant on "The White Rapper Show" on VH1!! That's right, the Clayizzle is going to have to bust some rhymes with the contestants. Secret sources only beknownst to ME say that his handle will be "The Clapper". ANd yes, his rap/song background is "Clap on, Clap off!" repeated ad nauseum. Quiana and Angela are signed on as pole strippers. Raleigh and Durham along with their Master will all be sporting "grills". He and Diddy are also producing a second hit- "Jump on My Love Sac"! Check your local listings! eta: BWAH bottlecap, ! :medium-smiley-070:

GUH. I used to hate that word,but jeezlouise, what else is there? The Perma can sure capture the beauty and there is none more beautiful. Head exploding scenario? Well, Kandre and I have a silly scandalous one in the works, but lets see. Clay's next album: Pat Boone's greatest HIts!!! Savor the "vocal stylings" of Clay Aiken live at the Chickaboom Lounge on this classic CD as he honors his REAL mentor, the one and only Pat Boone! "Extras" on the CD- 2 Engelbert Humperdinck faves and Matt Munro's "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head"!! And , in a nod to country, Aiken collaborated with Larry the Cable Guy to pen the foot stompin' "Get 'Er Done!"

Hey Couchina, I love what you say about embracing our diversity and AGES in this fandom. :F_05BL17blowkiss: Yessss! I hate the implied cultural shame when Clay is associated with women of wisdom, juiciness and fabulousness. I admit to having felt that shame occasionally, but then I have to slap myself upside the head with that attitude. It's really about fan behaviours, not looks, weight, age, sex, blah blah blah. I just read at the CH via CV that whoever was checking on the seat availability for Mike and Juliet was told that they'd been swamped with calls and that Clay was considered a very big deal! I love reading stuff like that. He's such an interesting fella, I think people just are curious and entertained whenever BF weighs in on something. He always has such a unique and witty take on things. People just want to know. He reminds me of my high school crush and best friend (I was too chicken to tell him about the crush). He was tall , skinny, didn't think he was cute, but was and had the best sense of humor I ever knew.

Has anyone been watching "The Grease" competition. The guys all get told they need to be more show-offy, more alpha, etc. Clay's JBT fifties performances were one of my alltime faves in his tour repertoire. He so outshines and outalphas these Broad way wannabee guys.

Claygasm, could you possible be a jaw clencher in your sleep? A lot of us are and then you wake up with very tight jaw muscles after a night of grinding or clenching usually brought on by stress. I had to wear a bite for a while (the dentist makes it) to break the habit. Also a highly recommended chiropractor might help and fix it rather quickly. Practice abdominal or diaphragmatic breathing whenever you can. It really triggers your body's relaxation response. Imagine yourself filled with air and space and surrounded by it as well. Playbiller, does this make me a postwhore? I bow to the work you do for animals in need. You are an angel to our "earth angels". :F_05BL17blowkiss: Okay, Clay content: He causes me to do a lot of diaphragmatic breathing. Grammies tonite! Sting! Police! Back to rewatching Prince at half-time.

:F_05BL17blowkiss: Aw, musk, you know how to make a gal feel welcome. I might go down to my beloved Carmel for a few days somewhere in there. See, I had this dream that I'm on a big journey and at the end , Clint Eastwood is standing on the beach waving at me! This MUST mean I have to finally stay at his Mission Ranch for a night or so!! Again, we will talk and set something up- I am so excited about seeing you guys. Love that conga line! I am so that dancing nana. Yo, yo, white rappers step off!!!!! Hey you started it at CH- the porn star name game, musk. I learned it as your first pet and the street you grew up on. So for me it's "Sasha Fleetwood". Boy, I wonder what Clay's would be. He never mentioned any pet names in his book. And any street names, so what could we come up with?

God he can look angelic and hot all at once can't he? The Valentine's message? I'm sorry, he sounds like Daffy Duck- must be poor sound quality- Sufferin' Succotash! Alert, muski and couch- I will be in the Bay Area March 18-25. Are you guys free? Dinner in SF somewhere? Let's talk! EEEEEEEE! I"ll be with my adorable SIL , Yuko, who likes Clay and needs to get her inner fangirl reactivated. Oh and :F_05BL17blowkiss: and

Clay in his forties. Hi K!! This hip hop granny is off to bed soon. Dang, I"m really addicted to this White Rapper show. TV sucks tonite. Was watching some 1991 klunker with Kelly Preston as the suspicious SIL to be of an evil bride. Kelly was a Meg Ryan clone back then. Boy, it was so much easier to be stylin' back then. A french braid, baggy jeans and a pair of Adidas. Too much work now! I want to go to that rap emporium in Queens, they had some fun stuff there! I lived in Jamaica, Queens when I was a tot.

Youse guys have to tell me about these listening pahties, how do they work? Don't own an ipod, but I have a 9 CD shuffledeck in my Vulv-Er Volvo. Still thinkin' bout the tongue, I guess! Okay, Dolly Parton "Little Sparrow", "Celtic Woman", two ATDW's , one with the 2 extras songs, Thomas Otten (dreamy New Age counter tenor), Donovan, Guarini's fabulous jazz album, AIW. Yah, every time the Aikenator comes up, I just have to listen to those tones- but it's more than that, it's the breathy , shivering endings, the sweet sexuality, well, you get the picture. The world MUST hear IFYDKMBN and LAA. Hey playbiller, was that you mentioning The White Rapper show? I am positively hooked on it. Just watched the video challenge and Persia's team doing the old school takeoff was a hoot with the dancing grandmas. Did NOT like the strip club tryout in the previous eppy. But now I"m walking around the house with my gut hanging out, wearing a neck collar , an old hat, hubby's still in Hawaii. Yeah- I'm a hip hop gramma! :F_05BL17blowkiss:

Hugging the couchina just because she's beautiful inside and out! Tongue: he looks so feral in that picture. whew. The Fab Five would call him a "cub". wonder how far the hair goes ? Does he have a fuzzy peach, too? Random thoughts just before I head over to the chiropractor. Its 23 degrees in the Commonwealth of ol' Virginny today. Hey, couch, I'm considering coming out to the Bay Area in March - that means you, too , muskifestivus! Since I'm gonna be seeing "Love" (the Beatles/Cirque du Soleil show) in Vegas, I might as well hop over and see my bros and wonderful SILs. Whaddaya think? LIKE A WINDOW Can't get over the tongue So supple, so pink, so long If it ever licked me I think I would squee Good gracious, the lad's "double hung"! :medium-smiley-070: :medium-smiley-070:

I really can;t say that I like it...although I personally don't have any reaction to people using it. But I do not use it either to refer to me or the fans in general. BUT...what frustrates me about this debate is how some people take it as a personal affront to them when Clay uses it. Its something the media has latched on to and it is the most generic term next to ClayNation. I do think he may not want to use that cos it seems too egotistical of him to encourage the idea that he has his own nation... :medium-smiley-070: Even though I flinch a little when asked if I"m a "mate" - it depends on the questioner, I don't mind it that badly. Every great star had their followers like the "manilows". I like the Aussie and NZ interpretation of "mate" anyway. We're his "mates"- like throw a shrimp on the barbie on all. Hey, Clay, mate! throw your shrimp on my barbie, wouldja?

The KIng has played and killed! The most talented, musical man around. I give you, the Purple One, Prince! Damn, he had me screamin' and cryin'. I love that man. Bring back the music, Prince. Hey, K- :F_05BL17blowkiss: are you still planning to call me tonight? If not just let me know, darlin'. Love ya sis.

Damn that's a fine Class! Just like a peach- is that why he loves Bryer's? I think he and Tyra should strut out on Kimmel, backs to the audience, bend over and instruct the tabs to kiss their collective asses. And who knows what will happen afterwards! Oh, yeah, find out in "Southern Heat"! Hee! Holy Shyte! Wait'll you see the promised land in action on SLC's stellar video ! And watch the warbling throat as he harmonizes to "See The Pyramids". Yeah, I'd like to see the pyramids, but all I hear is the clinking of titanium.

Well here's a quick and dirty yet humble offering to the Parade of Scandal stories. Hopefully K'andre is still interested in working on this with me since her stories are fabuloso. I was just having fun: CLAY AIKEN HAS ALIEN SEX!!!! Exclusive-Clay talks about his REAL sex life in this week’s National Enquirer after being caught on webcam having conversation with aliens!!!!!!!!!!!!!! One of our most trusted sources caught up with the Idol phenom and nabbed this interview: Q: What are you doing talking to aliens? A: T’ain’t nothin’, I was getting weird signals coming out of my Mac Powerbook and to my surprise, these very nice aliens were trying to get a hold of me. Q: What did they want with you? A; Well, you can check out the transcripts for yourself, but basically I am their prime breeder for healthier and better looking children over there. Q: How did they pick you? A: They watch American Idol as well over there on Xantar. They thought Ruben looked too “human”. They said that I looked like them, only better. Their classic ideal of beauty. They asked me if I’d donate for the survival of their race. They even asked me to show them my hands- they couldn’t believe it, long and pointy fingers, just like theirs! Q: So you are a “donor” so to speak for aliens? A: That’s right. That woman that was belly achin’ about having my love child was actually one of them that got emotionally involved. She is no longer in the program. Q: So you might say, that “somewhere out there” are little “Aikliens” running around right now? A: That’s right. In fact, that song was meant for them. I’m proud to do this in addition to my UNICEF and BAF work. Q; How many Aikliens have you spawned? A: Let’s see, well, I’d say at least a thousand. They are always requesting for more. They just won’t leave me alone! In fact, they inspired the song “Here You Come Again”, featured on my latest album. Q: What about all those other stories running around about you? A: Unfortunately, those were propagated by the same sad souls that were rejected by the Xantar Project , as they call it, due to inferior brain size as well as other body parts. They’re just jealous. :medium-smiley-070: I already submitted my poem!!

Good luck, muski and all others going to Kimmel. I think he's gonna do a romantic duet with that Peyroux gal. Remember "If I Never Knew You" with Qiana? So gorgeous. YOu heard it here first from this improbable dreamer.

My first Clay concert was the DC IT show. After ISY, I turned to my dh and said, "That's the song of the show, IMO." He agreed. I've always felt he was thinking about Vernon whenever he sang that one. It had to be tough singing that shortly after he died. Show that rage, Clay! One of his best songs ever. Couch, are you referring to the bullshit answers to Clay's question? Somehow , I never saw the "fake" page. I can only imagine what the question was. Fuck 'em and hugs to you. :F_05BL17blowkiss:

Yes, you got it! That's definitely it for me....I'm having fun and loving it! Pfffffffft to family members who try to drag me down. To which the late, great Mame Dennis would've said (and this applies to those who invest so much time in hate and negativity), "Life's a banquet and most poor sons of bitches are starving to death!"

Prays for the harmonic convergence of two beautiful forces of nature!

couch, that blog really hit the nail on the head with the "heterosexist" analysis. For over 20 years , my brother was a ballet dancer. The hetero jocks in school kicked his ass from here to Sunday. I can see how "Littleton" happened. He was utterly tormented. Of course , they assumed he was gay. Once in the ballet world , he experienced the other side of the coin. Yes, heterosexist gay folk. Most didn't give a snot what he was, but there were a few in management and he didn't play the game with them. Yes, in addition to a hetero casting couch in world class ballet companies, there can also be a gay casting couch as well. And I don't mean couchie couch, the sweet one. You see it in every oppressed group. My Dad was a Holocaust survivor who snapped and hated Jews for example.

Dear AmbASSador (as in great one!) Aiken, Are you looking forward to all the international Mickey D's awaiting you? Do you have mozzarella balls? Were the McNugget's fresh in Indonesia? I am not "classy" today.

First up, hiya Sis! I see your name down there. Now, muski, you only made the "Here You Come Again" connection now? You?????? I always envision the dear man making intense passionate love when I hear that song- it's the way he sings it and the way the whole thing builds and builds. It's quite an erotic production! Can't wait to see what you do with it, hurry! eta: I don't think I'm gonna be able to stand when he sings this baby in concert. Lots of "passion" faces. Yikes. He seems more comfortable with his sexuality now. Wonder if Jaymes had a hand in that, so to speak. He just wasn't ready, during the making of "This is the Night" even though he was hot in that , too. Matthew Ralston sure got it. Yeah, I think he's afraid of being like the old man , sometimes.

Damn, he's one cutie-patootie! I love it when he does the "Cher" jazz head isolation near the end- one of his patented hot moves. Is there a way to enlarge the video screen at Yahoo? He's so teensy. Claygasm, I will be total toast watching him sing IFYDKMBN flingin' that hot hair around with the stubble and singing about "this love affayah". Dayum. Who knows what the Hair will look like next. Just to be stoopid , I"m predicting Willie Nelson braids! Off to do qi gong.

I really do love the positivity here. As Ethel said, "It's ALLL goood" and received quite a loving smile from Lord Aiken as I recall. So in VA/DC/MD , which station do I even call? I'm not a radio listener (except occasional classic rock) so I don't even know which would be the appropriate station to call. Anyone here my "neighbor"? I wonder, too, which format Clay fits on XMSatellite Radio which I DO listen to. I just love "Fine Tuning" on Ch. 76 which takes me back to the great eclectic playlists of FM Radio in San Francisco, like KSAN back in the day. Remember that one , couchie? You might be a little too young actually. I have fond memories of moving to CA in 1966, putting on KMPX or KSAN and the first time I heard "Purple Haze". Total mindblow. 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky! eta: They've just played Elvis Costello, Sting, Bocelli and now Stephen Stills "Four and Twenty" on this "Fine Tuning" show. Damn, how do you get someone to play "Lover All Alone"- it's in the class of a Steven Stills song, for sure.

I call him "the glittering creature".