zanyforclay Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 but very fragrant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canfly172 Posted August 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 chocolate icing and Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imsnoqueen Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 peanut butter oreos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treenuts Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 After thoroughly licking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canfly172 Posted August 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 Clay's chin, Raleigh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imsnoqueen Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 bolted towards Reed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canfly172 Posted August 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 who was wiping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clayzy Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 off his tutu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lotus Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 before pirouetting perfectly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanyforclay Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 around the room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clayzy Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 and suddenly ripped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canfly172 Posted August 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 the oreo bag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canfly172 Posted August 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 I tried to divide this into paragraphs but there was only one obvious (and rather abrupt, I might add) break. One day, Clay fed fried fish to the dogs . Unfortunately, he tripped over the cat and hit his head on the new swing set in his backyard, head throbbing so and reached out towards Parker , who was toddling towards him, while carrying his favourite toy....watergun! Parker was aiming it at the snake Jaymes accidentally let in while picking up Parker's toys in the swimming pool and then Parker recognized Clive and bit his ankle, then needed shots to ward off evil snake venom. Jaymes said, "How in the hell are we going to get rid of the body paint we used?" Raleigh started digging on Clive's bald found it empty, just what I would have suspected from such a big ass "head". Durham bounded over and bit Clive's nose and peed quickly on his body painted head! Raleigh barked at a falling leaf that landed on the porch roof. This distracted everyone at Decca Records just as Clay laughed and kicked Clive's hairy butt all the way back to RCA. "Time to play!" Clay giggled hysterically, since Clive deserved pee and paint. Clay stepped on a banana peel body painted onto the dance floor, slipped and slide off into a Claymate Zany's arms! When suddenly he girly-squealed and waved at Jaymes, who laughed and hugged Reed, who walked off wearing pumps and a lacey teddy with a picture of Clay tattoed on his tight, nicely rounded biceps! Clay couldn't believe his eyes, when suddenly he saw his Mom drooling. Clay squealed, ""Mommmmmmmm, please, don't make me take a picture of you licking Reed's ice cream cone. Let me handle that myself. Oh!" Clay hit his thigh with his very hard head. "Ow! Ow! Ow!", he cried as the lump grew BIGGER and BIGGER until he couldn't stand the pain. When suddenly Raleigh started to bark. The doorbell rang. Still holding his hotdog in his hands, Clay hobbled over to the nearest sympathetic person and laid his head on Reed's very sympathetic lap. Reed's response was immediate and obvious but only Clay has the way to make him drop the tutu from his mouth and onto Clay's large, hard wood. Meanwhile, Jaymes answered Parker's screams for somebody to answer Mr. UPS shorts, who was holding a really heavy package addressed to canfly, who was Ruben Studdard. "Wait! I'm, not Ruben!" UPS man apologized. "MY package!" canfly yelled greedily, grabbing Clay's large, hard, frozen Breyer's Peach Ice-cream covered, package. Giggling with glee, Clay jumped up and dropped his hotdog! "I'll get Ruben on the phone. Ice-cream partay!!!!". "I'll go buy a chocolate cake and some pickles", said Jaymes, handing Clay a dollar and tucking it safely in his waistband. "You coming?" "Almost. Keep trying". Jaymes rolled her thumb over his belt buckle and shouted, "It's fake!" Reed's jaw dropped. "The dollar doo-doo-head!" The next day, Clay awoke to someone sniffing at his sticky chin, covered with melted gooey and sticky, but very fragrant chocolate icing and peanut butter oreos. After thoroughly licking Clay's chin, Raleigh bolted towards Reed, who was wiping off his tutu, before pirouetting perfectly around the room and suddenly ripped the oreo bag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanyforclay Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 dumping the crumbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imsnoqueen Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 all over Clay's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canfly172 Posted August 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 waterbed. The dogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imsnoqueen Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 jumped up on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canfly172 Posted August 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 the bed, vacuuming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clayzy Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 (How do dogs vacuum?) with their noses (?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canfly172 Posted August 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 No. How do dogs usually clean up crumbs, lol? and tongues, sucking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canfly172 Posted September 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 :bump: Well, that didn't work now did it, lol? :bumping: :bumpitybumpbumpbump?: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treenuts Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 accidentally puncturing the Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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zanyforclay Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 had recently purchased. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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