canfly172 Posted August 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 hotdog! I'll get Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmh123 Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 Ruben on the Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canfly172 Posted August 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 phone. Ice-cream partay!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imsnoqueen Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 I'll go buy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canfly172 Posted August 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 a chocolate cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lotus Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 and some pickles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canfly172 Posted August 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 said Jaymes, handing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imsnoqueen Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Clay a dollar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clayzy Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 and tucking it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treenuts Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 safely in his Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canfly172 Posted August 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 She's gonna have one less dollar to buy cake and pickles with, lmao. waistband. "You coming?" ETA: Damn...new page...better copy the story over, lol.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treenuts Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Almost. Keep trying! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canfly172 Posted August 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Jaymes rolled her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canfly172 Posted August 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 One day, Clay fed fried fish to the dogs . Unfortunately, he tripped over the cat and hit his head on the new swing set in his backyard, head throbbing so and reached out towards Parker , who was toddling towards him, while carrying his favourite toy....watergun! Parker was aiming it at the snake Jaymes accidentally let in while picking up Parker's toys in the swimming pool and then Parker recognized Clive and bit his ankle, then needed shots to ward off evil snake venom. Jaymes said, "How in the hell are we going to get rid of the body paint we used?" Raleigh started digging on Clive's bald found it empty, just what I would have suspected from such a big ass "head". Durham bounded over and bit Clive's nose and peed quickly on his body painted head! Raleigh barked at a falling leaf that landed on the porch roof. This distracted everyone at Decca Records just as Clay laughed and kicked Clive's hairy butt all the way back to RCA. "Time to play!" Clay giggled hysterically, since Clive deserved pee and paint. Clay stepped on a banana peel body painted onto the dance floor, slipped and slide off into a Claymate Zany's arms! When suddenly he girly-squealed and waved at Jaymes, who laughed and hugged Reed, who walked off wearing pumps and a lacey teddy with a picture of Clay tattoed on his tight, nicely rounded biceps! Clay couldn't believe his eyes, when suddenly he saw his Mom drooling. Clay squealed, ""Mommmmmmmm, please, don't make me take a picture of you licking Reed's ice cream cone. Let me handle that myself. Oh!" Clay hit his thigh with his very hard head. "Ow! Ow! Ow!", he cried as the lump grew BIGGER and BIGGER until he couldn't stand the pain. When suddenly Raleigh started to bark. The doorbell rang. Still holding his hotdog in his hands, Clay hobbled over to the nearest sympathetic person and laid his head on Reed's very sympathetic lap. Reed's response was immediate and obvious but only Clay has the way to make him drop the tutu from his mouth and onto Clay's large, hard wood. Meanwhile, Jaymes answered Parker's screams for somebody to answer Mr. UPS shorts, who was holding a really heavy package addressed to canfly, who was Ruben Studdard. "Wait! I'm, not Ruben!" UPS man apologized. "MY package!" canfly yelled greedily, grabbing Clay's large, hard, frozen Breyer's Peach Ice-cream covered, package. Giggling with glee, Clay jumped up and dropped his hotdog! "I'll get Ruben on the phone. Ice-cream partay!!!!". "I'll go buy a chocolate cake and some pickles", said Jaymes, handing Clay a dollar and tucking it safely in his waistband. "You coming?" "Almost. Keep trying". Jaymes rolled her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treenuts Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 thumb over his Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canfly172 Posted August 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 belt buckle and Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imsnoqueen Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 shouted, "It's fake!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clayzy Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Reed's jaw dropped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canfly172 Posted August 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 "The dollar doo-doo-head!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treenuts Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 The next day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canfly172 Posted August 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, we missed the ice-cream party, lol. Clay awoke to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treenuts Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 someone sniffing at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canfly172 Posted August 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 his sticky chin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imsnoqueen Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 covered with melted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treenuts Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 gooey and sticky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.