When I was little the Jehovah's Witnesses came to our door saying that because we didn't go to their church we were going to burn in the fires of hell! My Mum said "And I have a chicken burning in the oven" and she slammed the door on them!
As you can tell we were never ones for organised religion of any kind.
Ah Kandre, my aunt actually joined the Bapist chuch in England just because they had 5 services a week and she could wear a different hat to each one! Well that's what I was told when I was a kid so I just have to believe it....I mean they wouldn't lie to kid now! Would they?