KAndre Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Here I am! Sorry I'm late, I had gift cards to spend! What do I want for Clay? Y'all covered most of it - the health, happiness, hope thingie...a tour in small venues that I manage to get front row for each...ATDW to go triple platinum over the next couple of years (and Clay to eventually reveal that he held a gun to Clive's head and forced him to agree to each and every cover)...that Clay get a GQ spread extolling the virtues of a double chin and a nice ass...that HBO offers Clay a boatload of money to put off his talk show for another year and he get to recreate one of my favorite TV series of all time - It Takes A Thief, because I think he would make a cute jewel thief and Pierce Brosnan could play his dad (Hey! I live for eye candy!) and Clay would sing a new theme song...that Clay somehow accidentally pulls the curtain down on DAUGHTRY!>!>J(@(U's alleged band a la The Wizard of Oz...that a hidden tape turns up next week revealed that James Brown annointed Clay as the new Godfather of Soul and the Hardest Working Man in Show Business and so Clay will now play the Apollo every 6 months...and Clay and I have a secret affair but end on good terms since he declares no other woman could live up to my example and it would break his heart but he would move on (he would be lying about how heartbroken he was but would say it to keep me happy). I think that about covers it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.