bottlecap Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Darn, clay4shore, you make a good case for Clay traveling with a fulltime medical professional. Don't you think he needs to have a fulltime banker in his entourage too, to keep track of his cash flow and assets and whatnot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAndre Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Yes - keeping tracks of his assets - I believe someone has shown a real talent for that.... Me, I see the man is thin - no matter what bottle says about his "fat" pants (that came out wrong, but oddly right, heh) - I think I am uniquely gifted to provide him with excess body heat. In the proper way. Yes, indeedy. Ahem. Clive, clive...I bet Clive only bought one of Clay's CD! And burned copies for his friends to keep the numbers down! At 4.35% Clay's at #5, having sold 3,533! But JT still ahead of him at #4! Clay's sales will double to 81,218! But that's still horrible! Why didn't somebody warn us about that dark horse Diane Krall! Darn that jazzy songbird to heck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottlecap Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 CHART DATE: 09/25/2006 LAST UPDATE: 09/25/2006 08:09:37 NOW IN: 4.35% LW TW artist / album label power index -- 1 DIANA KRALL VERVE 10,631 FROM THIS MOMENT ON 2 2 JOHN MAYER AWARE/COLUMBIA/CRG 7,261 CONTINUUM 5 3 BOB DYLAN COLUMBIA/CRG 5,717 MODERN TIMES 1 4 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE JIVE/ZLG 5,358 FUTURE SEX/LOVE SOUNDS -- 5 CLAY AIKEN RCA LABEL GROUP 3,533 A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS -- 6 MADELEINE PEYROUX ROUNDER/IDJ 2,551 HALF THE PERFECT WORLD -- 7 FERGIE A&M/INTERSCOPE 2,308 THE DUTCHESS -- 8 ELTON JOHN INTERSCOPE 2,029 THE CAPTAIN & THE KID 4 9 BOB SEGER CAPITOL 1,975 FACE THE PROMISE -- 10 INDIGO GIRLS HOLLYWOOD 1,654 DESPITE OUR DIFFERENCES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansamcw Posted September 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 WOW...only 3K....shoot I really should've driven to the states and bought another...100cds or something. I could live with 2nd...but 5th...oh no!!!!!!!! the next two days will be really loooooong... of course there is ET to look forward to tonight!!!! YAY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clay4shore Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Great idea bottlecap, I am an excellant nurse but do not handle money very well. HUH??? What money????? What am I saying ????My money goes right to Clay..... But do come along..just leave his a** ets alone....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottlecap Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Well, I think I could at least be trusted to keep track of Clay's wallet and Fifty2Thirty Productions credit card... Good thind my boss is out of the office and on the road tomorrow. :glare: Refresh, refresh, refresh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAndre Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Ya need to refresh faster! I need you for my extrapolation numbers! I am clearly too impatient. <extrapolation>Clay's only up to 82K! Krall's clearly in on the conspiracy!<wild extrapolation> Ooo. I'm listening to the jewish guy at HDD! I listed my company as Aiken's Army. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottlecap Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 CHART DATE: 09/25/2006 LAST UPDATE: 09/25/2006 08:34:42 NOW IN: 6.80% LW TW artist / album label power index -- 1 DIANA KRALL VERVE 17,087 FROM THIS MOMENT ON 5 2 BOB DYLAN COLUMBIA/CRG 12,277 MODERN TIMES 2 3 JOHN MAYER AWARE/COLUMBIA/CRG 11,648 CONTINUUM 1 4 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE JIVE/ZLG 8,020 FUTURE SEX/LOVE SOUNDS -- 5 CLAY AIKEN RCA LABEL GROUP 5,615 A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS -- 6 MADELEINE PEYROUX ROUNDER/IDJ 4,821 HALF THE PERFECT WORLD -- 7 ELTON JOHN INTERSCOPE 3,841 THE CAPTAIN & THE KID 4 8 BOB SEGER CAPITOL 3,444 FACE THE PROMISE -- 9 FERGIE A&M/INTERSCOPE 3,004 THE DUTCHESS 12 10 GREY'S ANATOMY VOL.2 HOLLYWOOD 2,939 SOUNDTRACK By the way, I'm copying these posts over from EmeraldEyes at Clayversity, so thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claygasm Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 <delusional> You know RCA is using him for medical experiments to try and recoup the cost of those darn strings! </delusional> OMG...KAndre! This is hilarious! Claygasm MUST read this....she is an avid despiser of the omnipresent STRINGS on this CD! KAndre, that IS hilarious!!! As Muski said, those damn strings are not my favorite thing! :glare: As for Clay being sick..... HE CAN'T BE!!!!!!! I've come a long way just to be in his presence, to bask in his aura, to salivate at his size 13 1/2 feet!!! He wouldn't dare let ME down! Would he??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottlecap Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Hmmm, Clay really does have the bird flu, and he will pass it on to each and every fan at the CD signing tomorrow. Those fans in turn will infect the entire Kimmel line-up, along with the Kimmel staff members, ensuring the disease will be rapidly infecting Hollywood's entertainment industry. The out-of-town fans will spread the germs to the plane-loads of passengers they are travelling with, besides taking it back to their hometowns. Before you know it, the entire North American continent is brought to its knees. Y'all, Clive is in league with Osama. It's the only logical conclusion. My throat feels funny... :glare: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAndre Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 CHART DATE: 09/25/2006 LAST UPDATE: 09/25/2006 09:09:49 NOW IN: 19.80% LW TW artist / album label power index -- 1 CLAY AIKEN RCA LABEL GROUP 47,394 A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS 1 2 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE JIVE/ZLG 36,204 OMG, bottle! I do believe you've hit on it! BTW, if Jack Bauer knocks on your door, don't answer it, just run. Run first, grope later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottlecap Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 HA! Take that Diana Krall and your Starbuck-swilling fanbase! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAndre Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Dearie me, the extrapolation is only leading to...furiously calculates...239K! Clearly, Clive didn't make Osama buy one! The b*st*rd! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansamcw Posted September 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 hee....its fun to check on updates with fellow cra...enthusiastic fans!!! eeep bird flu...thats sounds like a Stephen King plot!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ldyjocelyn Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Maybe he got sick from Howie Mandel. EEEEEEEEEEEEEE for the new numbers! That's a pretty nice little jump there; wish and hope that he stays at the top. :04: :04: {{{{{{{{{Clay}}}}}}}}} Would you like some tea? I'm good at brewing tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAndre Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 gasp! That explains it all! Howie is clearly the clone of Clive Davis (he's younger because the cloning process was only perfected 51 years ago) - that's why he was close then moved away from Clay! I haven't seen Leno since! And no, it doesn't count that I don't actually Leno! Don't try to trip me up with facts, ding dang it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottlecap Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 CHART DATE: 09/25/2006 LAST UPDATE: 09/25/2006 10:00:02 NOW IN: 23.93% LW TW artist / album label power index -- 1 CLAY AIKEN RCA LABEL GROUP 50,427 A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS 1 2 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE JIVE/ZLG 43,527 FUTURE SEX/LOVE SOUNDS -- 3 KENNY CHESNEY SBMG NASHVILLE/BNA 34,267 LIVE THOSE SONGS AGAIN -- 4 FERGIE A&M/INTERSCOPE 30,274 THE DUTCHESS 2 5 JOHN MAYER AWARE/COLUMBIA/CRG 27,314 CONTINUUM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansamcw Posted September 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 gasp! That explains it all! Howie is clearly the clone of Clive Davis (he's younger because the cloning process was only perfected 51 years ago) - that's why he was close then moved away from Clay! I haven't seen Leno since! And no, it doesn't count that I don't actually Leno! Don't try to trip me up with facts, ding dang it! NAH..I think its Rosie myself...she had her hands all over Clay on the View...I think she was carrier of some strange virus that will try and prevent him from his destiny of meeting our Dominatrix Kandre on Tuesday...maybe that meeting will cause some great disturbance in the space and time continuum. NICE NUMBERS...keep em coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAndre Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 We will just have to eye every interviewer Clay dealt with last week with deep suspicion...and call the NIH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottlecap Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Speaking of "assets", you Kimmelittes / CD signees are prepared to properly display yours, right? Based on the recent Quiana / Clay pictures, that seems to be a favorite perspective. If nothing else, maybe you can effectively use 'em to distract Jerome / Aaron / Uncle Frank and circumvent security, if necessary. What. Just killin' time waiting for another update on the numbers. I'm also coughing in Diane Sawyers' generally direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottlecap Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 (edited) CHART DATE: 09/25/2006 LAST UPDATE: 09/25/2006 10:55:25 NOW IN: 25.34% LW TW artist / album label power index -- 1 CLAY AIKEN RCA LABEL GROUP 52,371 A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS 1 2 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE JIVE/ZLG 47,349 FUTURE SEX/LOVE SOUNDS -- 3 KENNY CHESNEY SBMG NASHVILLE/BNA 34,267 LIVE THOSE SONGS AGAIN -- 4 FERGIE A&M/INTERSCOPE 32,027 THE DUTCHESS 2 5 JOHN MAYER AWARE/COLUMBIA/CRG 28,501 CONTINUUM Edited September 25, 2006 by bottlecap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansamcw Posted September 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 uh oh...I think Justin will be overtaking soon...this is getting so exciting... *gets more pop corn* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottlecap Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Caption This: Clay searches for a spare $20.00 so he can send Mary out to buy an extra ATDW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansamcw Posted September 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 uh oh...is this the stomach flu coming on???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAndre Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Sacre bleu! A Napoleon complex is keeping me at the top of the charts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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