#36: It ain't my life, just my passion!

[Lotus]

That 's a lot to take in for a woman whose been drinking wine and hasn't held a penis in her hand for over 5 years!

In your hand? In your hand? Honey, we gotta talk.

Hey, I gotta stick up for Lotus here – a penis in hand can often be better than two in a bush.

I’ve had beer – that is the saying right? A bird in hand….? But anyway, there is a certain feeling of power….

Okay, I’ll stop now. <g>

I feel dirty.

KAndre

Bookwhore, darling - the hand is necessary at the beginning - at least to determine if there is any point of proceeding...guys seem to object to calipers...

Exactly...it's a good place to start.

Thanks for the laughs you all.

[Bookwhore]

No favorites, but the top of the list for me:

Mack The Knife - it gave me chills, he looked so cool I was scared of him. And I loved the crowd reaction afterwards.

Unchained Melody - his Adam's apple totally mesmerizes me. I could watch it and salivate all day. Especially "will yooouuu be miiiiiine"

Grease - vocally perfect

Solitaire - the epitome of eyeboink. It was the first time I ever saw the 'sexy' in the boy. And boy oh boy was he sexy. I was hott and bothered for days afterward.

Somewhere Out There - his vocal range was amazing and the tone of his voice was just angelic.

I Could Not Ask For More - what can I say? He's singing about 'lying there with me listening to the rain". I was a gonner.

Bridge over Trouble Water - I just love that look he gives off to the right shortly before he hits his glory note. It's like he thinking, "I'm going to blast the competition out of the water, get ready for it, you ain't heard nothin' yet."

Somewhere in the middle, in no particular order:

To Love Somebody

Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Build Me Up Buttercup

Sugar Pie Honey Bunch

Tell Her About It

Everlasting Love

Least favorite but still great:

Someone Else's Star

Vincent

At This Moment

This is the Night

You know, a million years ago I won a DVD of Clay's AI performances at a concert pre-party, I wish I knew where it was. That would be fun to watch tonight. There was something else I was going to comment on, but now I forgot.

[Bookwhore]

Hey, I gotta stick up for Lotus here – a penis in hand can often be better than two in a bush.

I’ve had beer – that is the saying right? A bird in hand….? But anyway, there is a certain feeling of power….

Okay, I’ll stop now. <g>

I feel dirty.

Good heavens, you should! That was downright pornographic.

:F_05BL17blowkiss:

[Gibby]

How the heck can you people rank AI songs? I no can do. Sure, there are a few that I'd probably put at the bottom of my list, but even those aren't bad. But there are so many that I like that I CANNOT rank them. I'm simply amazed at those who can.

KAndre puts her strawberry margarita down for a second to cover some [hic] stuff...

The eHP is a group of sweet, mild-mannered women that occasionally travel around spreading sweetness and reasonableness and light randomly (and anyone who thinks they can prove different are either dead or accomplices, so there! And we have doctored totally untouched photographic proof to prove it!

:lies: :whatutterclaptrap: :lmaosmiley-1:

I spent some time this afternoon organizing my photobucket account to make things easier to find. Whoa, Clay is sooo photogenic, handsome and delicious! He looks fantastic no matter what mood he's in - playful, serious, sexy, angry, innocent, domineering, silly - you name it, he looks great! It took awhile to get through my entire account because I kept stopping to drool.

I put all of my gifs in one album to make it easy to find them. It's really fun to watch page after page of Clay moving! Heeeee.

So I decided to change my avatar to an oldie but goodie. Yum!!!! I just wanna eat him up.

[Gibby]

I just gotta share this animation. Remember when we had to have this gif on every page? And posting it just once wasn't enough? It was my avi for a loooong time.

[Thankful4Clay]

I was in Tulsa and saw that live. He also touched my hand that night. Sigh.

[Scarlett]

The eHP is a group of sweet, mild-mannered women that occasionally travel around spreading sweetness and reasonableness and light randomly (and anyone who thinks they can prove different are either dead or accomplices, so there! And we have doctored totally untouched photographic proof to prove it!

:lies: :whatutterclaptrap: :lmaosmiley-1:

I've slept with gathered depositions from enough Clay fans reliable observers who will attest to the sweetness, reason (ableness) and light at least as far as this eHP'er is concerned. The exhibitionist part is not easy to play down since there are still enough witnesses who got away are still alive, at least as of this posting. Besides, I just came back from an office-clothes shopping trip with my DS who needed some for his new job, and I ended up with a couple of things that couldn't possibly be worn in an office -- maybe I'll use them on the SF trip. Is July too early for the Halloween Hooker's Ball/Castro street party? It's on my list of 100 things to do in this lifetime. Re-reads list... oh, I meant the staid and proper Black and White Ball benefitting the San Francisco Symphony, yes, that's what's on my list of things to do.

ETA: Gibby, niiiicely animated animation!

ETAA: An AI list?!! Great idea, aikim! Let me watch them all again (or 2, 3 times) so that I can be sure...

[Gibby]

Wow, Paulette, that was your lucky night!

Er . . . I mean you were lucky, not that you GOT lucky.

Or . . . did you?

:lmaosmiley-1:

[luckiest1]

I can't make an AI list without including TITN and BOTW. I guess maybe they are skipped because they are full length songs?

Solitaire (made me fall off the couch, there are no words for how awesome I thought it was)

This Is The Night (love the excitement in his eyes, and how animated he got while singing)

Bridge Over Troubled Water (blew the roof off)

Tell Her About It/Sugar Pie Honey Bunch/Build Me Up Buttercup (these are all tied until I go and rewatch them, hee)

Grease (loved the red jacket & shoes, loved the hip twitches, loved that he dared to do it, and loved the vocal)

Here There and Everywhere (I don't care what the judges say, this was NOT an easy song to sing)

To Love Somebody

I Could Not Ask For More

Everlasting Love

Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Unchained Melody

Vincent

Somewhere Out There

At This Moment

Someone Else's Star

Mack The Knife

Er . . . I mean you were lucky, not that you GOT lucky.

Or . . . did you?

Excuse me?

[aikim]

Scarlett, It was actually luckiest1's idea, I just started it off...don't want to take credit for a great idea.

Yep, I left the full length songs off my list; didn't see how you could compare them to the others.

Kim

[treenuts]

Oooh, did I stop by at the right time! I see somewhere on the previous page there is some penis discussion... of holding, passing, petting, possibly controling? Ok, I may not have that right, but I'm IN whatever it is! *slaps $20 on the bar*

Top AI Perfomances:

Mac The Knife is what hooked me then sunk me!

I never saw the original show. I discovered Clay on youtube for the most part. So this was an important performance for me. Just a hunk of tall cool manly gahhhh

TLS - Powerful!

UM - I loved the arrangement. I wouldn't have known the difference anyway, I was so lost in his range! Commanding.

and lastly, though I don't think this one has ever made someones top list (I could be wrong),

At This Moment - All I remember is when he sang "baybay" I melted straight to the floor. What a mess! Still do

[liney23]

That 's a lot to take in for a woman whose been drinking wine and hasn't held a penis in her hand for over 5 years!

In your hand? In your hand? Honey, we gotta talk.

Hey, I gotta stick up for Lotus here – a penis in hand can often be better than two in a bush.

I’ve had beer – that is the saying right? A bird in hand….? But anyway, there is a certain feeling of power….

Okay, I’ll stop now. <g>

I feel dirty.

KAndre

Bookwhore, darling - the hand is necessary at the beginning - at least to determine if there is any point of proceeding...guys seem to object to calipers...

Exactly...it's a good place to start.

Thanks for the laughs you all.

:lmaosmiley-1:

I have to tell ya'll... I led a very isolated life... didn't have any girlfriends in HS. I had two or three dates in HS. No close girlfriends in college. Only had one date there until I started dating my husband-to-be. What this is all leading up to is that I had no idea that the female of the species oggled the male of the species and objectified them and their parts the way I have learned they do since becoming a member of the ClayNation. I have gotten such an education in the last 5 years... BWAH!!! :F_05BL17blowkiss: Some wonderfully writtn clorn helped in the process, too... :F_05BL17blowkiss: to the best of them in our midst! I love it!!!

[Iseeme]

I realize we haven't even decided on the next thread title - although it looks like it's a landslide - but could we file this away for next time? I think it's a great title:

Just a hunk of tall cool manly gahhhh

Liney said:

What this is all leading up to is that I had no idea that the female of the species oggled the male of the species and objectified them and their parts

For some reason that made me think of Jemock's blog instructing Clay on how to put on his tights for the Sir Robin role. I laughed so hard I was crying. She got to the part where he was ready to pull them up to his waist and said something to the effect she couldn't tell him where to put his "junk" because she didn't know anything about that. It was absolutely hysterical. One of her best.

[treenuts]

I realize we haven't even decided on the next thread title - although it looks like it's a landslide - but could we file this away for next time? I think it's a great title:

Just a hunk of tall cool manly gahhhh

Awe shucks, thanks!

But if you guys don't use him could you pass him back over to me? tyvm

[Bookwhore]

Gibby, dahling....I tried to right click and save that thrusting animation to use as my avi, but for some reason Clay isn't thrusting for me. Is there something special you do to make him thrust? Do I have to whisper dirty words in his ear, or put on a bustier and garters? Do you have any sex tips you'd be willing to share with me in order to get my Clay thrusting like yours?

[Scarlett]

Scarlett, It was actually luckiest1's idea, I just started it off...don't want to take credit for a great idea.

Yep, I left the full length songs off my list; didn't see how you could compare them to the others.

Kim

Kim, I guess I didn't "get" lucky.

Thanks, luckiest!!! :F_05BL17blowkiss:

ETA: Anyone else aside from me kinda hanging around waiting for the new thread?

[KAndre]

Yeah, Scarlett, innocence and light, that's us! We have gotten rid of any witness in that casino in Indio where apparently ONE of us was mistakenly believed to be much more...ahem...PROFESSIONAL LOOKING, shall we say?...than we can claim without pleading the 5th?

merrieeee, Solo, 00lsee - those are the bad girls! You wouldn't believe the cleavage they are willing to show! But it's all for a good cause! I'll remember what it is in a minute.

[liney23]

KAndre...

[Scarlett]

Yeah, Scarlett, innocence and light, that's us! We have gotten rid of any witness in that casino in Indio where apparently ONE of us was mistakenly believed to be much more...ahem...PROFESSIONAL LOOKING, shall we say?...than we can claim without pleading the 5th?

merrieeee, Solo, 00lsee - those are the bad girls! You wouldn't believe the cleavage they are willing to show! But it's all for a good cause! I'll remember what it is in a minute.

Indio? *blinks*

[Thankful4Clay]

Wow, Paulette, that was your lucky night!

Er . . . I mean you were lucky, not that you GOT lucky.

Or . . . did you?

:lmaosmiley-1:

That is my hand getting lucky!!!

[Gibby]

Gibby, dahling....I tried to right click and save that thrusting animation to use as my avi, but for some reason Clay isn't thrusting for me. Is there something special you do to make him thrust? Do I have to whisper dirty words in his ear, or put on a bustier and garters? Do you have any sex tips you'd be willing to share with me in order to get my Clay thrusting like yours?

My dear, dear booky. I'm surprised, I am. Your name is bookWHORE, my dear, so I'm befuddled as to why you can't get him thrusting.

Ah, well. Yes, a bustier and garters will help. You must act as though he is the most handsome, studly guy you've ever been with. Have some wine, flirt a little, and look at him coyly, but also a little lustfully. Double entendres make for a fun prelude. Make use of your curves as you suggestively caress him from time to time. If everything has gone well, he should be rather happy to have you there. At this point, don't wait for him to ... er .... take things into his own hands. Be assertive. Throw him on the bed, and ravish him. I think you know what to do at this point.

If not, try this gif:

[Couch Tomato]

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