#21: "Surprisingly, the ice did not melt."

[luckiest1]

Hmmm....porno name. "Rural Route 1 Candy." Hmmm...doesn't seem to work well for me.

I think that's backwards, it's 'Candy R.R.1'. Hee, not much better, is it?

I think I'd need a sex change too. Mine's Ben Robertsfield.

ETA: I can't believe I logged in 3 consecutive times just to post that.

[cindilu2]

Hmmm....porno name. "Rural Route 1 Candy." Hmmm...doesn't seem to work well for me.

I think that's backwards, it's 'Candy R.R.1'. Hee, not much better, is it?

I think I'd need a sex change too. Mine's Ben Robertsfield.

ETA: I can't believe I logged in 3 consecutive times just to post that.

*snort*

Mine is Laddie Heale. WTF???

[cha cha trusty]

GOOD MORNING!

I brought Teacher Clay with me this morning for the morning's devotionals....

Gibby:

chacha, I followed your you tube link and was able to watch the entire sampler. I enjoyed it a great deal! Thank you!

Thanks Gibby! Now it's up there 3 times so one of them ought to at least work!!

THIS:

Smirk!

IS ALL ABOUT THE CHEEKBONES............GAHHHHHH!!!!! (and eyelashes... AND LIPS!) thanks Gibby (again!)

..... .....

[Gibby]

Not to be a post hooch, but I saw these pics and just had to share them.

I love the lip bite and the sultry eyes:

OMG!! I LOVE thsi picture!!! I want to marry this picture!!! And I want it for my avatar but can't make one here at work so anyone else with that idea - HANDS OFF!!!!!!!!!!

Here ya go, CG! Everyone else, back off! Heeee. Hopefully it's not too small - this is how photobucket resizes it for an avatar:

[Gibby]

But you can call me "posthooch" today too. Me and Gibby got a thing going on.

Yes, we do. And I posted again, just to prove it. But I really need to get some stuff done at home today, since I'll be working the next several days. I really don't like housework, but I guess I'd better get to it -

[Ansamcw]

Sneaking in to make the Tuesday Banner switcheroo...

Its been a while since I made an FCA banner but the pictures have been so gorgeous I just had to put some of my favorite ones up.

The Banner was from photos by tony7babe, invisible926,dc4clay and smartypantssuz.

[rohdy]

It's no wonder I mostly lurk....you guys are such a bad influence on me.....

I read "sultry eyes" as slutty eyes ........... ......*same effect*....

and figured out my porn name would be either KiKi Genesee or Whiskey Genesee.

Now what do I do with this information and how do I work it into a conversation?

[Guest Toots]

:F_05BL17blowkiss: to all of you who live or have relatives living in the windy flooded areas of Oregon and Washington....

[Claygasm]

Thank you Gibby!!!!! :F_05BL17blowkiss:

Toots - what's happening in Washington and Oregon??

[Guest Toots]

Thank you Gibby!!!!! :F_05BL17blowkiss:

Toots - what's happening in Washington and Oregon??

Hurricane force winds. drenching rain and lot's of flooding. So far 2 people dead and some major highways closed.

Hi CG, glad you enjoyed your concerts and got to spend time with you good friend Muski and shared BF. :F_05BL17blowkiss:

[YSRN]

Heh, Gibby beat me, but I made you a few too, CG! If you've already picked, anyone can have these.

He's pretty darn CUTE!!

[Divayenta]

LadyJ, I think "Rural Candy" would be a mighty fine pornstar name for you! Be proud!

You ladies were so supportive and wise last night, I love you all. I have now given in to my baser instincts (Sis Kandre should be proud) and this was born at 3 a.m. So I give you:

DIVA’S LAST ASS DITCH ATTEMPT AT A “SEGWAY” PIECE FOR CLAY AIKEN’S CHRISTMAS SHOW

“Well,” I was thinking with great anticipation, “at least I’LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS from college early this year as a surprise!” I had GOOD NEWS- I’d passed my exams with flying colors! Thinking that ALL IS WELL, I rang the SILVER BELLS of our beloved door chimes- no one answered- not even a mouse, heh. I tiptoed into the foyer . It was too horrible- I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS- and way more! I knew it wasn’t going to be a SILENT NIGHT- I wanted out of there, fast!

Disillusioned, confused (okay, so I’m naïve) I ran back out into the WINTER WONDERLAND on this (O)HOLY NIGHT. I hitched a SLEIGH RIDE with one of the neighbor’s kids, still in shock. I told them about Mom’s infidelity to which they warily replied, “WELCOME TO OUR WORLD!”

Getting off at the busstop, I despairingly cried out, “WHERE IS MY CHRISTMAS?” I didn’t come home to see someone’s CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE , if you catch my drift. I mean , who needs to walk in on their parents (so it WAS Dad) doing THE CHRISTMAS WALTZ , so to speak? I just couldn’t witness another MERRY CHRISTMAS WITH that kind of LOVE, you know? So call me Holden Caulfield, yeah I’m bitter.

Bitterly , I returned to my empty dorm and surmised ,”Well, HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS without me!” I wasn’t going to even try to ask them WHAT ARE YOU DOING NEW YEAR’S EVE either! Jeez louise……

So I spent the holidays at school this year and just called in MY GROWNUP CHRISTMAS LIST. I mean, someone had to act like an adult around here, y’know?

I’m too traumatized- so much for THE MAGIC OF CHRISTMAS being THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR! I told the campus shrink that if I ever hear Mom yelling , “O COME , O COME EMMANUEL” one more time, it’s too soon for me. He adroitly suggested that I JINGLE some BELLS very loudly as a warning beforing entering next time.

Nah, I’m staying put here at State College- I don’t want to go back home to my LITTLE TOWN OF BETHLEHEM, and that’s that!

I’m excited about my new psychology term paper anyway- it’s about dealing with loss and the grieving process. Hmmm, something by a Clayton Kubler Ross called “On Death and Dying and Fruitcakes”. Sounds interesting, eh?

[lilyshine]

...

CG porn names..I think Jenna said your porn name is your pet's name and the first street you lived on?

Mine would be Derby Purdue. LOL Not too fitting I don't think.

Lily Route 54A??? Does nothing for me. Now to find a guy who gets turned on by numbers.

ETA. Diva, if that doesn't fit the bill , nothing will!

[Gibby]

Ooooh, YSRN, those are gorgeous! I knew they could be cropped to show the lipbite and sultry look a bit better, but didn't have time to do it. CG, I certainly won't be offended if you use one of them.

BWAH, Diva!

Lovely banner, Ansa. So many gorgeous pics have been taken this tour, and you picked some of the best.

And I missed the place to go find a porn name. Can somebody give me the link? Thanks!

[bottlecap]

and figured out my porn name would be either KiKi Genesee or Whiskey Genesee.

Now what do I do with this information and how do I work it into a conversation?

It might be useful if one had a part-time job as a phone sex operator. :17f71c4d: Gotta raise those Clay funds somehow... :eusa_whistle:

[cha cha trusty]

OK - I had to take that cheekbones pic for my avie!!! YUMMMM! I'll switch back to the silouette sometime later!!

Ansa - beautiful banner!! I am working on another one for next week!

I had a thought about the stories on the way into work today. I think when Clay sat down to plan this concert, he had a rough idea of what he wanted, and then when he read the stories, he fleshed the songs out around the stories. I think he might have used the stories to inspire and shape the show. Just my humble opinion really. I totally missed the deadline because I couldn't think of anything, and by the time I did, it was too late! I sent it anyway, but it probably didn't have the right name on it!!

It was funny that there was a story in DC about fruitcake, including my favorite thing with Johnny Carson saying there was only one fruitcake that gets passed around from year to year. I had thought of reviving the story I told at Diva's Open Mike night about how my aunt used to make fruitcake every year to send to all the relatives. And no, she didn't use a bathtub! But she did use a rather large dishpan!

I found her recipe one year while sorting through some old papers. It was written on the back of a business card in the smallest handwriting you can imagine. It calls for a pound of this and a pound of that, and a handfull of the other. Then you bake it at 325 or thereabouts for about an hour and a half.

She used to candy her own grapefruit and orange peel to go in it. Starting in September. We got shipments of fruit from a friend in Florida, and everyone had to eat grapefruit until she had enough peel to candy for the fruitcake. She also slithered and blanched her own almonds!

Mailing them was another production. Each package had to be wrapped in brown paper and tied just so, wrapped with string twice each side, with knots at all of the eight intersections. Everyone sighed with relief when they finally made it to the post office, which was usually a few days before Christmas!!

My sister and I followed her recipe one year and made about 2 dozen fruitcakes, we had a TON of batter! Fortunately I still had the old dishpan to mix it up in!! Good Times!!

But if you want to avoid all that, you can send a VIRTUAL FRUITCAKE instead! :F_05BL17blowkiss:

eta: HELP! why isn't my avie showing up?????

testing to see if it shows here.....

[playbiller]

Well, if we don't count chickens or goldfish, I would be Foxy Elizabeth (st.). If we count all pets, I would be King Elizabeth or Nancy Elizabeth. Actually, this is the first street I remember living on, there were others that I don't remember, same with pets.

Take care all travelers today, it is a very icky day. My very heavy lawn chair blew over and that sucker is to heavy to lift, hence it stays out all year. Thank goodness all the leaves are off the trees.

This is like banner heaven here, are all the banner makers posters here or was it the contest that made this site popular?

Cha Cha, I can see your avatar.

[cha cha trusty]

Well, if we don't count chickens or goldfish, I would be Foxy Elizabeth (st.). If we count all pets, I would be King Elizabeth or Nancy Elizabeth. Actually, this is the first street I remember living on, there were others that I don't remember, same with pets.

Take care all travelers today, it is a very icky day. My very heavy lawn chair blew over and that sucker is to heavy to lift, hence it stays out all year. Thank goodness all the leaves are off the trees.

This is like banner heaven here, are all the banner makers posters here or was it the contest that made this site popular?

Cha Cha, I can see your avatar.

well thanks play! but that's just weird!! Cause I can't see it in either the avatar spot or where I put it in the post!! Very weird!! Do you see the cheekbones pic???

As for porn names.... we had a dog named Don, but he wasn't really my dog, my dog's name was Lysy, and I had another named Laddie. And also 2 cats named Johnny and Snookums. They also changed our address from RFD 1, Rt 657, to Centreville Rd. So what to pick???

RFD 1 Don, Lysy 657, or Johnny Centreville? Snookums 657???

[keldanker]

LadyJ, I think "Rural Candy" would be a mighty fine pornstar name for you! Be proud!

You ladies were so supportive and wise last night, I love you all. I have now given in to my baser instincts (Sis Kandre should be proud) and this was born at 3 a.m. So I give you:

DIVA’S LAST ASS DITCH ATTEMPT AT A “SEGWAY” PIECE FOR CLAY AIKEN’S CHRISTMAS SHOW

“Well,” I was thinking with great anticipation, “at least I’LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS from college early this year as a surprise!” I had GOOD NEWS- I’d passed my exams with flying colors! Thinking that ALL IS WELL, I rang the SILVER BELLS of our beloved door chimes- no one answered- not even a mouse, heh. I tiptoed into the foyer . It was too horrible- I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS- and way more! I knew it wasn’t going to be a SILENT NIGHT- I wanted out of there, fast!

Disillusioned, confused (okay, so I’m naïve) I ran back out into the WINTER WONDERLAND on this (O)HOLY NIGHT. I hitched a SLEIGH RIDE with one of the neighbor’s kids, still in shock. I told them about Mom’s infidelity to which they warily replied, “WELCOME TO OUR WORLD!”

Getting off at the busstop, I despairingly cried out, “WHERE IS MY CHRISTMAS?” I didn’t come home to see someone’s CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE , if you catch my drift. I mean , who needs to walk in on their parents (so it WAS Dad) doing THE CHRISTMAS WALTZ , so to speak? I just couldn’t witness another MERRY CHRISTMAS WITH that kind of LOVE, you know? So call me Holden Caulfield, yeah I’m bitter.

Bitterly , I returned to my empty dorm and surmised ,”Well, HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS without me!” I wasn’t going to even try to ask them WHAT ARE YOU DOING NEW YEAR’S EVE either! Jeez louise……

So I spent the holidays at school this year and just called in MY GROWNUP CHRISTMAS LIST. I mean, someone had to act like an adult around here, y’know?

I’m too traumatized- so much for THE MAGIC OF CHRISTMAS being THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR! I told the campus shrink that if I ever hear Mom yelling , “O COME , O COME EMMANUEL” one more time, it’s too soon for me. He adroitly suggested that I JINGLE some BELLS very loudly as a warning beforing entering next time.

Nah, I’m staying put here at State College- I don’t want to go back home to my LITTLE TOWN OF BETHLEHEM, and that’s that!

I’m excited about my new psychology term paper anyway- it’s about dealing with loss and the grieving process. Hmmm, something by a Clayton Kubler Ross called “On Death and Dying and Fruitcakes”. Sounds interesting, eh?

:lmaosmiley-1:

[luckiest1]

Well, if we don't count chickens or goldfish, I would be Foxy Elizabeth (st.). If we count all pets, I would be King Elizabeth or Nancy Elizabeth. Actually, this is the first street I remember living on, there were others that I don't remember, same with pets.

Well, if we don't count rats (the only type of pet I had as a child since my dad was allergic to dogs and cats), mine would be Sarah Robertsfield. I guess that's better than Ben.

Over on CV I read that the buses have arrived at the venue. :xmas07a:

[keldanker]

Ummm, my name is......Tweety Clark. I kinda like it.

[cindilu2]

Ooooh, YSRN, those are gorgeous! I knew they could be cropped to show the lipbite and sultry look a bit better, but didn't have time to do it. CG, I certainly won't be offended if you use one of them.

BWAH, Diva!

Lovely banner, Ansa. So many gorgeous pics have been taken this tour, and you picked some of the best.

And I missed the place to go find a porn name. Can somebody give me the link? Thanks!

No link, Gibby. It's the name of of your first pet combined with the street you grew up on.

[cha cha trusty]

Diva - you posted while I was talking about more fruitcake!!

And I just gotta say BWAH!!!!! Really GOOD one!!

:lmaosmiley-1:

you're a STAH!

:party038:

PS - "I say.... do you know 'your balls are hanging beneath the chair' ???" <--insert 'OLD CANE' before 'chair' (oooo does that sound dirty???)

eta: hey! only 50 more posts till I'm no longer a body guard!!

[Claygasm]

Heh, Gibby beat me, but I made you a few too, CG! If you've already picked, anyone can have these.

He's pretty darn CUTE!!

OMG Twin! They are gorgeous too! Which to choose... which to choose. I wish I could rotate them!

I may have to stare at them for awhile to make a decision. Touch job, but someone has to do it!

[Divayenta]

chach, it's "I say, do you know your balls are hanging beneath the old cane chair?"

NO, but if you hum a few bars , I might be able to play it!

It's the punchline to a joke I told the other night......

Lovin' the pornstar names. If you were born on a route or hiway, just skip up to the next street you lived on!