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# 9 He's a man of a 1000 faces and all of them are great to look at.

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  1. 1. What should the next thread title be for the FCA Forum?

    • He's a man of mystery that I would like to figure out.
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    • Clay live just replentishes my soul.
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    • There's so much more in life (and in Clay) to enjoy, celebrate, and savor.
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    • Oh. My. God...on so many levels!
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    • The world needs more Clay Aikens.
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    • All done darling, all done. All finished.
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    • Clay isn't the only good guy out there. He's just the one we love the most.
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    • It isn't so easy to get your knickers off when they're in a knot.
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    • He sells himself so very well.
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    • Teefy, toofy; Smiley, goofy; windky, "wonky;" My favorite "honky!"
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    • He is simply doing his thing...quietly...without fanfare...what a beautiful thing.
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    • That doesn't mean that I don't still think that he is super hawt and that I'd like to lick him...
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    • He was cute, he sings pretty, he teases people, and he's sexy.
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How about do we rally need a life when we have Clay and who needs it he most?

I have to admit I have had it with Clive talk and will not attend that discussion. Too much theory and no - None, nada O proof of anything.

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I need to drop some pounds before I Do Clay nine times; otherwise, I might get out of breath.

It is going to be so much fun Doing Clay nine times in three states!

Tell me about it, girlfriend. *picks another celery vein from her teeth* I've been doing Weight Watchers since February 1st in anticipation of doing Clay. Everytime I have a bad week, I add one more helping of Clay......because Weight Watchers allows you to barter exercise for food. I figure I'm going to be breathless no matter what. It would be nice if he were breathless, too......except if I crushed him, though. That would be bad. Hence, we're having crudites for lunch today.

*passes Chlorox Eyewash to everyone*

No one really needs to envision anyone surviving on raw vegetables. It's quite cruel, really.

ldyjocelyn was NOT talking about Doing Clay here, right?:

I personally think that no more than 30 minutes is good, keeping things short, sweet, and to the point --

Well, maybe if this was a purloined memo from his tour notes regarding meet & greets.....

Hey, can you tell my mother's gone. She flew home yesterday. I have my office back. I'm all caught up and feeling frisky. I missed all the serious discussion but I see you guys are working on some more. Fridays are best for me. I think posting the topic in advance would be a great idea...I am a slow typist. Actually, I'm using the word typist loosely there. I want one of those tee shirts.

Let's see.. I Did Clay in Texas & It Was Hot

I Did Clay in Tulsa & It was OK......

with my husband.

OH! OH! OH!..... I meant to talk about board personas. I didn't get in here with my two cents yesterday and I really wanted to. How does plain ol' Karen compare with Karen Eh? I think both of us are very similar. We both tend to hang back a little in unfamiliar siituations but neither are shy. I guess both on the boards and in real life I like to read the room before taking the plunge. A long as I have some pants or jacket pockets to stick my hands in I'm fine anywhere. I'm better if I can have one hand in one pocket and the other holding a beverage. The best situation would be to have both hands in Clay's pockets and one hand holding.....um.....something for leverage? Oh....yeah...back on track.....big parties, small parties, I'm easy and usually do whatever works, costs less than the price of a concert ticket, and follows the general consensus of the folks I'm traveling with.......and we just can afford to Do Them All.....*ya' think this is what Clay has on his calendar?*

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checks to see if keepingfaith is on the official minion list, adds her and steals[/si] appropriates her my slogan...

"I Did Clay in Texas and it was HOT!"

is too good to pass up.

Now I'm afraid to go home - a huge transformer has blown less than ten blocks from my house - I know all me power is gone...

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"I did Clay at a casino, and won big time!"

"I did Clay in LA, and it wasn't Greek to me!"

I so suck at these kinds of things....and yes, I'm not going to any of these shows, these were the only two I could think of anything halfway decent....

Funny that we started talking about doing Clay on page 69, eh?

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I did Clay in Newark and he mugged a lot.

Not nice to say about a sister city.

I did Clay in Newark and he hit the center of my state?

I did Clay in Newark and he tingled my NJayjay?

I did Clay in Newark and he really performed (he will be at the performing arts center you know!)

I did Clay in North Carolina and he was really smoking?

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I did Clay in California and he burned me down!

heee and a slight variation..

I did Clay in California, and I'm still on fire

or...

I did Clay in California and and I've been shaking, rattling and rolling ever since.

You guys are hysterical.

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My seat was reserved for Clay in Cary, but I was not?

I did Clay in Newark and a lot of other cities - the man kept me busy all summer.

I did Clay in Newark and then took another PATH (local humor)

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I did Clay in Newark and he mugged a lot.

Not nice to say about a sister city.

I did Clay in Newark and he hit the center of my state?

I did Clay in Newark and he tingled my NJayjay?

I did Clay in Newark and he really performed (he will be at the performing arts center you know!)

I did Clay in North Carolina and he was really smoking?

I definitely like the "and he really performed" one. And it could work anywhere.

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I did Clay in Ashville and we were both in quite an estate.

I did Clay in the Blue Ridge and well... <- there has to be something there

I did Clay at Ashville and he really scaled mountains

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