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# 12 An Evening With His Royal Highness Fantasy Fodder

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  1. 1. What should be the next thread title on the FCA board?

    • Ahhh, skin, tractors, fading tan and growing arm fur. All's right with the world.
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    • Another talented dude who reputedly wields a big wand.
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    • Very nice to look at...this very well put together firecracker.
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    • Does he know he's so DWEAMIE????
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    • Hips, thighs. derrierre, it's all there!!!
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    • If the pants get any lower he'll need a hard-on to keep them up.
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    • The spirit just moved him.
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    • The Aiken Experience. There's nothing else like it. Ah.Freaking.Mazing. The Man, the Music. All of it.
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Divayenta

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Hey Play, where did you steal that picture of me and my walker! I want it back now! Perez Hilton might steal it and use it as an example of the hotness factor of Clay's fans!

Yes, I was birthed exactly 10 years before Miss K'andre. Our mom's labor was extremely long because Miss Thing wanted to make an entrance in just the right way!

But here we are! The Clay pics here are extraordinary. Clay has the sexiest profile on the planet. His nose alone is a sex object. The lashes, the lips, yeah , yeah, but that NOSE says all. Sensualist . He is so very tactile isn't he?

In honor of all the marvelous Clack we've been getting lately I wrote a little snarky baroque ode to the Clack goddesses as sung by a wannabe Clack goddess. I've been singing it in operatic style and would love to perform it for you guys, maybe at one of the parties. Imagine a full orchestra with harpsichord. It's an excerpt from the oratorio, "Claytonus Maximus" written by Handel's sister, Anita Handel- I think of her often when I view the Pants! Maybe I can record it with my new mp3 recorder I'm getting for my boitday. Happy Happy Sis Kandre!

I give you:

THE LAMENT OF A WANNABE CLACK GODDESS

Good sir, do you mind?

Madam, would you be so kind?

I must stand here in front of you

It is for ClayNation this I do!

I must be very still

To capture his every move and sound

Oh good people, hear my plea

God forbid the Clack should skip around!

Chorus:

God forbid the Clack should skip around

God forbid the Clack should skip around

Skiiiiiiiiiiiip, skiiiiiiiiiiiiip

God forbid the Clack should skip around!!!

Jojo, Toni7Babe, Goddess Scarlett

Spotlightlover-these women all are harlots!

SecretlyLoves Clay

I bow to you all,

Now, GET OUT OF MY WAY!

Chorus: God forbid the Clack should skip around….

OMG! My battery has died

There’s a cramp on my left side

What shall I do?

O , Claynation, the things I do for you!

Oh no! There is Jerome

I fear he’ll send me home!

He'll loose the dogs of Hell

Raleigh, Durham? Oh, well!

Oh nay! There is Mother Faye!

She has the face of Helen of Troy-

Troy, New York.

And hence her beautiful boy!

Oh Faye! I beg of you I pray

GET OUT OF MY WAY!

Chorus:

God forbid the clack should skip around…

OMG, he’s moving out of sight

He’s on the grind side of the stage

And I am on the right!

Clay, Clay over here Clay!

Come back, don’t act like a rube

You see

I need you on YouTube!

Chorus:

God forbid the clack should skip around

God forbid the clack should skip AROUND!!!!!!!!!! :F_05BL17blowkiss:

Fin

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bottlecap

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I think Ms. Mic Stand has a theme song:

I want a man with a slow hand

I want a lover with an easy touch

I want somebody who will spend some time

Not come and go in a heated rush

I want somebody who will understand

When it comes to love, I want a slow hand

MichiganDCATmicstand.jpg

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cindilu2

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O.M.G :Thud: This mic action is to die for....Oh he so knows...... :Thud:

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v345/xan...nt=9e588e7b.flv

Hope I can go back to frosting my cakes now. YOWZA that man is hot. :Thud:

Is that what they're calling it now?

*dies and hopes she's reincarnated as Clay's mic/stand*

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laughn Executive Producer

laughn

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God forbid the Clack should skip around

God forbid the Clack should skip around

Skiiiiiiiiiiiip, skiiiiiiiiiiiiip

God forbid the Clack should skip around!!!

:cryingwlaughter:

I don't know about opera, but I keep picturing people doing the Cabbage Patch to this.

:00003653: :00000442: Happy Day to everyone!!

Diva, Kandre, Crazy4Clay :F_05BL17blowkiss:

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Clayzorback

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O.M.G :Thud: This mic action is to die for....Oh he so knows...... :Thud:

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v345/xan...nt=9e588e7b.flv

Hope I can go back to frosting my cakes now. YOWZA that man is hot. :Thud:

Is that what they're calling it now?

*dies and hopes she's reincarnated as Clay's mic/stand*

:cryingwlaughter:

Bottlecap that song you chose is a good too............Along with Sexual Healing.

Diva nice ode...........Hope everyone is having a good day.....

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ldyjocelyn Campaign Manager

ldyjocelyn

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:00003653: to the diva-licious Ms Divayenta (love the ode!) and Crazy4Clay!

Reincarnated as Clay's mic stand? Ummmm....maybe. I think I'd rather be that rivet.

*g*

Off to the Harry Potter thread -- I can finally read in there now!

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bottlecap

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Couch Tomato and Ansa: I thought I should try to do one semi-useful thing before my vacation is over, so I scanned the Clay pages out of the symphony programs in case you might want to use them on your concert pages. Both are clickable.

Columbus

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Sterling Heights

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O.M.G :Thud: This mic action is to die for....Oh he so knows...... :Thud:

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v345/xan...nt=9e588e7b.flv

Hope I can go back to frosting my cakes now. YOWZA that man is hot. :Thud:

Is that what they're calling it now?

Frosting is very very good for the psyche.....why else do people always try to swipe fingerful when no one is looking?

YAY! More cake! Happy Birthday to my wonderful, darling,friend Divayenta

:bday2:

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muskifest

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Karen Eh? that picture is absolutely gorgeous.... :Thud:

:DoClay: or at least lick his neck...

Neck? For some reason, it's his earlobe that is drawing my attention and drool... :hubbahubba: and the little narrow path of smooth, stubble-free skin between his sideburn and ear in front....

:Thud:

so many such treasure trails to explore.... :Thud::Thud::Thud:

:DoClay:

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ldyjocelyn

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I'm so distracted by all the pretty, I just let my washing machine go through a whole cycle without actually, you know, putting any laundry in it. D'oh! :imgtongue:

LOL! Haven't done that yet....

...but I've got to curse you anyway, bottlecap. I've been downloading the Sterling Heights clack from ClayIzzaQT (fantastic stuff, BTW), and I keep watching cool violin dude! Hee.

I'm off in a few minutes to see Alison Krauss and Union Station. Thanks to my TM skills, I was able to snag a couple of 11th row seats earlier in the week. Pays to be a Clay Aiken fan sometimes...my husband was impressed, anyway....

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bottlecap

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...but I've got to curse you anyway, bottlecap. I've been downloading the Sterling Heights clack from ClayIzzaQT (fantastic stuff, BTW), and I keep watching cool violin dude! Hee.

Isn't he great? When Clay was singing center stage and I was watching him in my binoculars, I had a good view of Violin Dude's face over Clay's left shoulder. He was almost as entertaining as Clay was that night - so serious and professional when he was playing his violin, and so obviusly enjoying himself when Clay was cutting loose. I'm in the process of downloading ClayIzzaQT's Clack, so I'll check him out when I watch it.

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YSRN

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Good Lord, I'm finally home and kinda sorta catching up!

Happy Birthday to the birthday twins, KAndre and Diva!!!

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O.M.G :Thud: This mic action is to die for....Oh he so knows...... :Thud:

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v345/xan...nt=9e588e7b.flv

OMG, that's IT! That's what I saw when I hit my seatmate and said, "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?"

Ahem. Yeah. Nice!

There's so much to remember. It might take me a bit.

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